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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2003, 04:08:52 PM »
LOL!!!  Youre right!!!  That is FUNNY!!!  


WTF?  :confused:

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« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2003, 04:29:27 PM »
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing

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« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2003, 04:56:35 PM »
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WTF?  :confused:


Some are compelled to speak of Clinton whenever Bush is mentioned in a derogatory manner.

To point this out is "trolling."

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« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2003, 04:57:55 PM »
19th post wohoo

Offline Erlkonig

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« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2003, 05:05:47 PM »
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Tom Tomorrow deserves a Pulitzer.

Offline john9001

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« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2003, 05:31:55 PM »
only a pulitzer??, come on Erlkonig, tom tomorrorw should get the nobel peace prize, arafat got one.

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« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2003, 08:01:26 PM »
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Men who believe that they are accooplishing something by speaking speak in a different way from men who believe that speaking is a waste of time.  Bobby Shaftoe has learned most of his practical knowledge - how to fix a car, butcher a deer, throw a spiral, talk to a lady, kill a Nip - from the latter type of man.  For them, trying to do anything by talking is like trying to pound in a nail with a screwdriver.  Sometimes you can even see the desperation spread over such a man's face as he listens to himself speak.

Men of the other type - the ones who use speech as a tool of their work, who are confident and fluent - aren't necessarily more intelligent, or even more educated.  It took Shaftoe a long time to figure that out.

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« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2003, 02:21:53 PM »
I got the best one.. He said this the other day ;)

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The admission came a day after President George Bush, whose malapropism has spawned dozens of websites and
books, uttered one of his most extraordinary gaffes yet when he told reporters that the US had invaded Iraq
because Saddam Hussein had refused to allow weapons inspectors in.

Pressed during an Oval Office press conference on the now infamous assertion that Iraq had sought to buy
uranium ore in Africa, he said: "The larger point is, and the fundamental question is, did Saddam Hussein have
a weapons programme? And the answer is, absolutely. And we gave him a chance to allow the inspectors in, and he
wouldn't let them in.

"And, therefore, after a reasonable request, we decided to remove him from power, along with other nations, so
as to make sure he was not a threat to the United States and our friends and allies in the region."

The comment, made on Monday, received little coverage in the US media. Although it did raise some eyebrows at
the Washington Post, which, in understated style noted: "The president's assertion that the war began because
Iraq did not admit inspectors appeared to contradict the events leading up to the war this spring."


lo lo lo lo lo

Offline john9001

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« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2003, 02:54:50 PM »
oh come on 10bears , EVERYBODY know boosh attacked iraq for the oil, thats all i heard for months "no blood for oil", "boosh /channy.halburton oil cartell are going to war to get iraq oil"

now that the war is over you want to change the story, what are you a revisionest??