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Offline 10Bears

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Laywer, Lawyer, Pants on Fire
« on: July 16, 2003, 02:43:53 PM »
Laywer, Lawyer, Pants on Fire

A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and
expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other
things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of
these great cigars and without yet having made even his first
premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against
the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the
cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason:
that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued......and won!

In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance
company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated
nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in
which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also
guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without
defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire,"and was
obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the
insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the
lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the
insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous
case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of
intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to
24 months jail and a $24,000.00 fine.

This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent
Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. ONLY IN AMERICA

Offline Wanker

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Laywer, Lawyer, Pants on Fire
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2003, 02:49:59 PM »

Offline gofaster

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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2003, 02:53:23 PM »
If the story is true, it is proof positive that the sharper mind wins the argument.

Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2003, 02:59:19 PM »
This story just gets better over the years! ;)

Its false.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp

Offline Syzygyone

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10Bears You are going to die!
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2003, 07:03:13 PM »
Even though, and perhaps especially since, you have posted a falsehood regarding lawyers, you are guilty of breaking the rule against lawyer bashing and must now be subjected to the lawyer bashing curse.  So, I am afraid you are going to die.  You won'[t know when and you won't know where.  But, you will die because you bashed lawyers.  Just wait and see if it isn't true. :p

If you are the first man to never die, then the curse will be broken and the human race can evolve to the next level.  Until then, we are stuck........

:D

Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2003, 09:21:18 PM »
Sorry, us Norde Carolinnians just ain't  that smart. :o