Author Topic: Animal is a complete... (Read 374 times)

Nash · « **on:** May 12, 2001, 05:14:00 AM »

... doughnut.

Newbies take heart in that no matter how poorly you may be doing, there is someone out there with serious time under his belt yet he flies like a total GIRL.

Animal you are like a little clown... A rodeo clown. Hahaha and everything but yer still a clown.

I laugh... hell.. we *all* laugh when we see ya up there fumblin' about. Ya oughtta hear our country channel:

CHECK SIX:

"LOL dumb 6 calls it's only Animal...OOOh I'm so scared. So... Who wants it?"

"Nah man, too easy... you take him".

"Me? No way. I got tears in my eyes just looking at his mess, I can't see straight... you take him."

"Unh-uh... no way... It's too funn... oops lookit! There he goes!"

"Yep... Like clockwork."

"Ouch, mad stall... mad spin... think he'll recover?'"

"Feh.... it's Animal fer chrissakes. He does this every time."

"Yup... maybe this time he'll bail."

"Rare... but it's cool if he does cuz when ya nail him in his chute he cries out like the pansy he is."

But in all seriousness....

From the bottom of my heart... Animal...

Thank you for making Aces High a richer and more rewarding experience. It's fun to laugh at yer ineptitude.

Fishu · « **Reply #1 on:** May 12, 2001, 06:28:00 AM »

Hmm.. along with couple other threads, I would suggest a lock before corrupting the community more with these flame wars...

StSanta · « **Reply #2 on:** May 12, 2001, 07:34:00 AM »

Heh, my dogfights against him have been the exact opposite - fierce knife fighting.

Animal is a cool d00d. Or rather, he has a cute gf. And I want to meet her. So I must say he's cool. He'll realize he ain't when she leaves him for me.

Animal, I'll give you a possible way of getting even; Loose Deuce

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Staffelkapitän 9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you return from a mission with a victory, but without your Rottenflieger, you have lost your battle."
- D. Hrabak, JG 54 "Grünherz"

funked · « **Reply #3 on:** May 12, 2001, 08:38:00 AM »

Animal has freakishly small genitals.

Pollock · « **Reply #4 on:** May 12, 2001, 08:54:00 AM »

I think this kind of jousting is friggin hilarious.

skernsk · « **Reply #5 on:** May 12, 2001, 09:54:00 AM »

Heh..at least you don't have to hear him on RW

As for his flying.....he can fly circles around me when he feels like it.

[This message has been edited by skernsk (edited 05-12-2001).]

Kieran · « **Reply #6 on:** May 12, 2001, 10:13:00 AM »

I was on during the verbal sparring.... I thought to myself "What's up with this stuff?!" It didn't look friendly, but you never know with these guys. Better to let Nash and Animal work this one out alone.

Exile · « **Reply #7 on:** May 12, 2001, 10:16:00 AM »

Nash: 2

Animal: 0

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SOB · « **Reply #8 on:** May 12, 2001, 12:46:00 PM »

Nash, you're a fairy, and what's worse is you're Canadian! That makes you like Skernsk, how sad.

Animal. What Nash said, and definitely what Funked said.

You're both a couple of pansies and I'd shoot either or both of you down any day with one eye closed and both hands tied behind my back. That is, if I didn't feel sorry for you and let you shoot me down repeatedly.

SOB

MrLars · « **Reply #9 on:** May 12, 2001, 01:19:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Kieran:
I was on during the verbal sparring.... I thought to myself "What's up with this stuff?!" It didn't look friendly, but you never know with these guys. Better to let Nash and Animal work this one out alone.

I wish they would keep it to themselves...The words "You're my Cum Bucket" were out of bounds for the MA IMO...kidding or not!

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danish · « **Reply #10 on:** May 12, 2001, 01:28:00 PM »

So its a troll I guess.Was about to join Santa on this one.

Somehow I like lazs's trolls better.

danish

paintmaw · « **Reply #11 on:** May 12, 2001, 01:45:00 PM »

LOL ,, Cum Bucket ,, LOL thats good

Citabria · « **Reply #12 on:** May 12, 2001, 01:52:00 PM »

Animal's girlfriend is hot

Animal · « **Reply #13 on:** May 12, 2001, 02:07:00 PM »

Download This funny film

Nash, you fool.
DONT PLAY WITH FIRE!
Last night you were hiding behind your wingmen (wich I kept killing one by one) until I was missing elevators and other stupid parts, and THEN, when I was leaking engine oil, did you come down from your perch to backstab me, you turdfondler.

If you want to act like the idiots in my squad, then do so, but even they know that in all their talking I still kick their asses.

Ask Fatty and Spermsk the time I went Knit and kept KILLING and KILLING them time and time again, even on a 202.

Or ask them about our little squad ladder, wich was mysteriously "cancelled" after I beat Fatty with no loses.

Nash,

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Newbies take heart in that no matter how poorly you may be doing, there is someone out there with serious time under his belt yet he flies like a total GIRL.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF BUDDY. Why dont someone go ahead and download the film I posted above?

Nash, I know where you live. Someday I will take a trip to Canada, and after I beat Skernsk with a crowbar, you are next.

Inept moron.
Oh but dont worry. I have friends in high places. I could get you vulched and gangbanged with a few phone calls. And dont try to ALT-F4 when one of my cronies knocks your door.

Animal[/i]

P.s: when you coming to pr? I got the proto pipe waiting.

Creamo · « **Reply #14 on:** May 12, 2001, 02:12:00 PM »

Animal may be a child, didn't do well in school, has very poor english, (so much they need a squelch feature on RW), and thinks O.J. is innocent, but I don't see why Nash has to attack him.

Im with Fishu and Lars. This is a serious issue and we need to ban them both... forever.

Author Topic: Animal is a complete... (Read 374 times)

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