Our squad uses "phone coms". Most of us live in the Colorado Springs area, so we just make a big conference call and wear headset phones. It works very well until you get beyond about 7 people, then you can't always here someone at the other end of the chain.
Anyway, Wabbit raises African Grey Parrots, and his Computer is close to his breeding room. Whenever he gets in the loop it sounds like the Amazon Jungle.
Also for our listening pleasure, he swears about every 17 seconds, usually a bit loud as well.
Parrots create a fine dust. Wabbits been breathing this stuff forever and it makes him hack and cough.... often.
Wabbit on the phone typically sounds like this:
"SQUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAK! SQUAAAK! SHREEK! YIIIIP! @#&* PLANE! SQUAAAAAK! SHREEEK! SQUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAK! COUGH, HACK, COUGH-COUGH SQUAAAK! YIIIPP! YIP! !#@%$&* WHERE THE $%#& DID HE COME FROM? %&*$@, SQUAAAK! SQUAAAK! YIP! SHREEK! COUGH-COUGH!
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eskimo