Author Topic: Rated "Arrrrrrrrrgh!!!" (Read 497 times)

Sandman · « **on:** July 18, 2003, 02:32:33 AM »

Worth a chuckle or two: http://www.somethingawful.com/#articleID

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I have to admit that one of my most favorite movie scenes occurred during the ending of "Terminator 2" when John Connor bit the finger off Gollum and fell into Mount Doom.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #1 on:** July 18, 2003, 09:35:22 AM »

Good read.

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In the year 2031, will we be seeing blockbuster releases of movies such as "The Stabinator: Vengeance Comes in Blood," a PG-rated film about a contract killer who rips out his victims' veins one by one and then winds them together to form a giant prosthetic noodle which he uses to rape his next victim with until it bursts through her spinal column?

Sikboy · « **Reply #2 on:** July 18, 2003, 10:39:14 AM »

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"Snapshot-san, I am under attack!" Oh great, thanks Ching Chang, I couldn't see you there spinning like a tornado and shooting randomly with that uzi of yours.

ROFL, interacting with AI is the best.

-Sik

Sikboy · « **Reply #3 on:** July 18, 2003, 10:52:35 AM »

lets try that again, shall we?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #4 on:** July 18, 2003, 10:58:08 AM »

LOL - Holy **** Skiboy - I am soooooooooo IN before lock!

Enjoy your last day on the BBS - Skuzzy, get the lynch mob together!!!

Sandman · « **Reply #5 on:** July 18, 2003, 11:05:03 AM »

Oh... oh... Important safety tip... You cannot post images from SA to bulletin boards.

funkedup · « **Reply #6 on:** July 18, 2003, 11:10:51 AM »

OMG LOL 0WN3D

Sikboy · « **Reply #7 on:** July 18, 2003, 11:15:58 AM »

ouch indeed lol. Lesson learned

midnight Target · « **Reply #8 on:** July 18, 2003, 03:01:06 PM »

Will someone decribe what I missed please... the PG-13 version would be OK.

Erlkonig · « **Reply #9 on:** July 18, 2003, 03:21:48 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Will someone decribe what I missed please... the PG-13 version would be OK.

A colonoscopy...

Sandman · « **Reply #10 on:** July 18, 2003, 03:28:38 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Will someone decribe what I missed please... the PG-13 version would be OK.

Just a full-frontal picture of a she-male of African descent dressed in some sort of feline print lingerie. It wasn't pretty. The image is burned into my brain. I want my mommy.

udet · « **Reply #11 on:** July 18, 2003, 03:33:18 PM »

midnight Target · « **Reply #12 on:** July 18, 2003, 03:35:10 PM »

Son-of-a-*****

You mean Sik posted a pic from our BBQ?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #13 on:** July 18, 2003, 03:45:55 PM »

Note to self... do not, ever, go to one of MT's BBQ's.

Sandman · « **Reply #14 on:** July 18, 2003, 03:49:05 PM »

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Note to self... do not, ever, go to once of MT's BBQ's.

Another important safety tip.