I said 15 seconds Skernsk... whoopee illiterate yanks.
btw Elguapo has since recanted, seen the light, and worships the Vulcan-deity and the Holy Typhoon
(he ain't that bad after all).
For those who weren't (and as elguapo didn't have a film) there I acheived the ultimate demonstration of my godliness. And I will share it with you...
I was heading down to A12 in my tiffie, cruisin with the canopy back at 20k, wind rushing through my hair. I spot two dots on my 12, closing fast. I quickly whipped the canopy shut and popped out my Abba CD.
Nosing over the tiffie I hit wep so as to be at maximum merge speed. The dots hit icon range, 2 Arados sticking close together. My heart raced - defenceless targets - my prayers had been answered. I started to set up a merge - however I realized they would easily outdistance me once I reversed. Then I remembered... 4 Hispanos Vs hahahahahaha yesssss... NOTHING. The first Arado jinked out of my stream of 20mm, but the second took hits to the engine and started smoking oil.
I rolled over and went into a wide low-G reverse to keep my energy up. Soon the range was ticking down for the 2nd Arado. He started to dive, but it was fruitless, I could see the brown streaks all around the bottom of that pretty glass cockpit - he already new his fate. Seconds later a flaming Arado struck the earth.
My attention turned to the Arado I missed. I assumed (using my vastly superior intellect) that he was going to hit A50 and head back to A17. I was now SSW A50 at 15k, and could see his dot west of A50. I turned SE and started climbing to 22k.
A minute ticked by, a couple of low bishop hawgs passed under me... tempting as it was, I waited patiently. Then in the distance a dot appears - the dirty bastard was co-alt!
Remembering the success of my first pass I peeled in for another 'front quarter attack against a defenceless foe'. Again I got an engine - smoke poured out. Again the same reverse. Again I was closing to his 6. The distance ticked down with each pounding heartbeat.
But we were getting near A17 - the coward wouldn't stand and fight - he was running! Typical bishop Arado scum I thought...no balls!
He started to roll down for his descent- a couple of turns - rolls - we were at breakneck speed. I couldn't land the hits, I was running out of ammo. Then I see it! A wing seperates, his plane spins out of control from 10k and slams into a farm full of virgin bishop sheep just west of 17. Victory! (perkies!)
And that ladies and gentlemen is how I killed 2 arados in one flight.
btw <S> Greeds and Elguapo!
p.s. I just realized I also killed 2 152s in one flight once (posted da screenshot here a while back), and two tempests in one flight. All in da tiffe
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