1. Two hairy legs.
2. The other two hairy legs.
3. Allergic to lanolin.
4. They make the runway slippery.
5. They always tell ya what a baaahd baaahd boy you are.
6. They always hanging around airstrips
batting them long lashs at the flyboys.
7. No matter where they are at they always attract wolves.
8. They won`t share their coat in winter unless by shear force.
9. Green teeth are a turn off.
10. JOC allready has all the cute ones.
