Lol so true Toad.
I can see the scene at the Hussein hideout.
Bodyguard #1: Saddam, you appear to be thirsty, might I head down to the market to get you a beverage?
Hussein: Hmm... Yes, that would be very nice.
Bodyguard #2: Please. Allow me. I need to pick up my mail and run a few errands anyways.
Hussein: Very well...
Bodyguard #1: Frankly, I'm feeling a bit claustrophobic. The fresh air will do me good. Allow me.
Hussein: In that case...
Bodyguard #2: And it's not the same for me? Please! I will go!
Bodyguard #1: Nonsense! I'm going. That's final!
Bodyguard #2: Oh? Final? You don't call the shots around here!
Bodyguard #1: Dibs!
Bodyguard #2: Dibs!
Bodyguard #1: Jinx! You owe me a soda!
Bodyguard #2: Very well. You win.
Bodyguard #1: Yes!
Bodyguard #2: I'll pick you up a soda at the same time I pick up the soda for Saddam. Cya!!
Bodyguard #1: d'Oh!