Uber-Nits

[Dingy]

Post says it all....Nits are uber-modeled.  If you havent noticed by now:

1)  Uber-nits coordination factors blow Riks and Bish away.  In the time it takes either Riks or Nits to take 1 field, Uber-Nits have taken 3 from each country.  Something wrong with that Nit-model.

2)  Squad winging abnormally high in Uber-Nitland.  Bish and Rik squads (with a few exceptions) seem abnormally lax compared to the Uber-Nit squads like JG2 Borg, Arabian UberNits and some others.  If we as Riks and Bish are to survive, Nit squads must be disbanded and their constituents burned at the stake while listening to the UberHog chant.

3)  Every new Uber-Nit-Dweeb-Wannabe coming to AH seems to be joining Nitland.  Granted, there are SOME times where Nits dont make up half the arena population but those times are becoming fewer and fewer.  It wouldnt be so bad if when seeing 2 high Chogs you can tell which one is piloted from Udie or AKelfy and which is piloted by ShOoTMeImATarg3tanDaDw33B.  Lets be realistic...Bishops should be doing more assimilating of newbies since thats what Bishops do.

In summary, I am BEGGING HTC to take a look at the Nit model and see where there is room for correction (or Correctol).  From my personal experience, Nits in the Middle Ages used to ride around on horseback wielding nothing more than a sword.  PUHLEEEZE....all of us would like nothing more than to have a historical arena filled with real Knights, Bishops and Rooks and not the porked version we got today.

Theres my friggin smile  

-Ding

[Ripsnort]

....hehehehehe...HAHAHAHAHAHA .....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WORLD DOMINATION!

[AKDejaVu]

Next month the AKs will be flying rook.

AKDejaVu

[Minotaur]

Funny!  

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"Anyway, more golf..."
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[Baddawg]

Speaking as a Knight land  coat tail follower I do believe that Knights uberness is directly involved in the overmodeling of our B-retention
where b=beer
1. Knights Hold their liquor better allowing longer period of sobriety
 
2. The Knight bladder is larger allowing less bathroom breaks = less afk deaths

3. All Knights have either a beer fridge or a cooler  within reach of computer .And if not then  its is mandatory that you move your computer into the kitchen.

After much study and analysis I have determined that  Knight B-retention is right on   specification.
Feel free however to conduct your own experiments.

[AKDejaVu]

I got one of those cute little 1.5 cu ft refridgerators and placed it in the kitchen.  Its perfect for keeping our food in while the big refridgerator holds the important stuff

AKDejaVu

[Dingy]

 

Originally posted by Ripsnort:
....hehehehehe...HAHAHAHAHAHA.....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WORLD DOMINATION!

You all dont want World Domination....imagine this:

Nits have just assimilated Bish and Riks and now own the entire arena.  

Move now to the Nit HQ where everyone is sitting around with bored stares, mouths half open head canted at a 45 degree angle.  Mind you, the world has been taken over by Nit so theres no one flying....hence the bored looks.

RAM suddenly breaks the monotony with his exclamation, "F4U-C is porked!" at which point, Yeager, Cave and a bunch others chime in agreement.    

With a scowl that could melt steel Dingy yells, "Shut the Eff up! Not one of you flew a real F4.  None of you have an aeronautical degree.  And you all smell REALLY friggin bad!! How the hell do you know its porked?"

The group pauses for a moment, thinks about what Dingy said, looks at each other and all state, "Oh."

Then, as if entering a trance at the same time, every mouth opens halfway, and as their head nods back slightly, they return to their blank stare at the ceiling.

Yeah, aint life in Nit-land great?

Theres the friggin smile  

-Ding

[RAM]

F4U-C IS PORKED!!!!!!!!!!


 

[Ripsnort]

 

Originally posted by RAM:
F4U-C IS PORKED!!!!!!!!!!


 

Yep, as in pork, food, as in PORK FOR YOU!  

[sling322]

Yeah Dingy but at least the sheep would finally get a rest.  

[Wilfrid]

Originally posted by Baddawg-

"And if not then its is mandatory that you move your computer into the kitchen."

Did that, set it up right next to the microwavezzzzzzzzzxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcccccc ccccccccccccxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzeeeeeee"£333333333rrrrrrrrrr4

[Frosty1]

My butterknives are porked. They cut through the butter far better than the training film I've seen. The flight model is far too maneuverable and they can climb at 6000k ft per minute without bleeding any E. Definitely overmodeled. HTC could you please fix it? Thanks  

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[Frosty1]

Oh yeah and one more <rant> The sheep are definitely porked! They can run way too fast for their size and they march in cadence and keep their alignment perfect. What is with that?!@#! I did my own tests on it too, proven porkness.  

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[bloom25]

The reason for the Knights success is:
A.  Extensive use of mission planner.
B.  More squads in Knightland.
C.  Better beer.

 

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[bike killa]

 
 


[This message has been edited by bike killa (edited 10-25-2000).]