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Offline rc51

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« on: July 28, 2003, 04:53:21 PM »
I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.

The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of statistics.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. It would be "FIRED" immediately!

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen you should have to speak English!.

My father and grandfather should not have died in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them. I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack his/her little *** when necessary and say "NO.

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And Please stay home until that new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me french fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa, so how can they be "African Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.

And if you don't like my point of view, tough! GET OVER IT!!! WAKEUP WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A COUNTRY TO WAKE UP TO.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2003, 05:00:38 PM by rc51 »

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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2003, 05:40:45 PM »
My ADD prevents me from reading that, could you put it in two sentences?
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2003, 05:52:34 PM »
You gotta love personal creeds :D

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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2003, 07:04:22 PM »


You will learn this till you recite it in your SLEEP! OUTSTANDING!
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2003, 09:07:25 PM »
RC are you quoting George Carlin/Dennis 'What's His Name"*

* Note: I'm drunk and can't remember his name.  He's the one who sings "I'm a ********" song and chain smokes.
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2003, 09:14:42 PM »
Got it.

Your a xenophobic, racist, materialistic, homophobic, polluter.


(just boiling it down for sixpence)

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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2003, 09:19:23 PM »
RC51, that was the most beutiful thing I have ever seen!  Rc51 for PREZ!!!!!!!

No realy, that is how I feel word for word!   ANd to he!! with pc.

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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2003, 09:43:55 PM »
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Originally posted by Drunky
RC are you quoting George Carlin/Dennis 'What's His Name"*

* Note: I'm drunk and can't remember his name.  He's the one who sings "I'm a ********" song and chain smokes.


Yeah that sounds exactly like one of Dennis Miller's "rants."  It just doesnt seem 100% him... and the fact that this was probably floating around the net for a while, someone most likely threw in a few of their own rants to spice it up.
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2003, 09:48:10 PM »
You sure it wasn't written by Anne Coulter? :D


That... or it's a thinly veiled anti-Clinton rant...




This just in... Clinton isn't president anymore and when he lied, two-hundred (and counting) U.S. soldiers didn't die.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2003, 09:50:12 PM by Sandman »
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2003, 09:51:03 PM »
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Got it.

Your a xenophobic, racist, materialistic, homophobic, polluter.


(just boiling it down for sixpence)

;)


lol, I've been called worse;)
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(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2003, 09:55:28 PM »
Drunky, you mean Dennis Leary, right? "I'm an prettythanghole" is his work.
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2003, 09:58:39 PM »
oops, didnt read  the "i'm an stunninghunk" in drunky's post.  leary is correct :)
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2003, 11:16:34 PM »
and we should have the right to call women squeakes whenever we feel like it!!!

ooops I think this went too far :confused:

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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2003, 11:21:39 PM »
this dosnt have anything on shane.

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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2003, 11:26:06 PM »
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You sure it wasn't written by Anne Coulter? :D


That... or it's a thinly veiled anti-Clinton rant...




This just in... Clinton isn't president anymore and when he lied, two-hundred (and counting) U.S. soldiers didn't die.


Wow, only 8 replies before a Clinton reference on a thread that isn't even about Bush.  Not that I'm keeping count...:rolleyes:
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