Alone Again!

[Rude]

Well, I've got two kids in Tulsa and the wifey and other two youngest at camp.

This simply means that I'll be online for the next three consecutive nights, all night:)

Any of you 38 jocks give me a yell....I'm lookin forward to my 38 trainin in the DA.

[muckmaw]

Hmmmm..

I'm watching the ticker tape and 22 seconds after this was posted, the shares of Anheiser Bush, Big 'uns publishing, and Kerri Lotion went through the roof...

go figure.

PS- I AM SO FRIGGIN JEALOUS. 3 days, no wife, no kids..

[MotorOil]

I will have one full week coming up in August!

[Curval]

Day 2 Rude is gonna start to miss 'em...I guarentee it.  

I dream of getting alone time like that..then when I have it I miss them so much I just want them to come home.

[SOB]

Thurs Jul 31, 7:09 PM ET

KANSAS CITY - CO of the 13th TAS squadron of Aces High, "Rude" died today of suspected heart failure due to what has been described by the coroners office as "overstimulation".

Rude, who led his squadron of Runstangs for the country of Bishlandia had made a career of running away from fights and achieved his life's dream of becoming the first astronaut to reach space in a WWII-era aircraft, was found on his couch clutching a bottle of hand lotion with one hand and his chest with the other.  He was naked from the waist down and was facing his television which was displaying a DVD movie called "Wild Women at War: The Lurid Adventures of Girls and their 'Guns'" which was set on repeat.

"This was just terribly unexpected.  I don't understand why he would watch something like that," current TAS member Toad, said tearfully. "I knew Rude and that's just not like him, he's a sheep man all the way."

Rude was well known for his barnyard antics, often touching down in a field after a successful mission to "celebrate".  His antics were at first scorned by local farmers, but they soon grew to tolerate his "wool fetish"; the term they used to describe his insatiable desire for his four-legged friends.

"We didn't always see eye to eye," local farmer Jim-bob Thorson  told us. "But I'll be damned if my flock didn't look forward to his visits."

He also gave back to the local community to which he payed so many visits.  Running charity events for sheep welfare, and supplying most of the local farmers with free wool conditioner and animal-safe makeup.  In the days before his death, he led a march down to Bishop HQ to protest the government's opposition of sheep cloning.

"He was working hard to share his love of sheep with the world and rally to the cause of sheepkind," said TAS pilot Milo. "He wanted to be a champion in the eyes of his wooley companions."

Rude is survived by the small flock of sheep he dubbed his "Hoofed Harem".  He will be creamated, his remains placed in a jumbo sized container of sheep dip, and be shot into space in accordance with his will.

"The higher I am, the happier I am, send me into orbit one last time..."  -Rude

[Maniac]

Remember to delete all the porn you download...

[Rude]

Originally posted by SOB
Thurs Jul 31, 7:09 PM ET

KANSAS CITY - CO of the 13th TAS squadron of Aces High, "Rude" died today of suspected heart failure due to what has been described by the coroners office as "overstimulation".

Rude, who led his squadron of Runstangs for the country of Bishlandia had made a career of running away from fights and achieved his life's dream of becoming the first astronaut to reach space in a WWII-era aircraft, was found on his couch clutching a bottle of hand lotion with one hand and his chest with the other.  He was naked from the waist down and was facing his television which was displaying a DVD movie called "Wild Women at War: The Lurid Adventures of Girls and their 'Guns'" which was set on repeat.

"This was just terribly unexpected.  I don't understand why he would watch something like that," current TAS member Toad, said tearfully. "I knew Rude and that's just not like him, he's a sheep man all the way."

Rude was well known for his barnyard antics, often touching down in a field after a successful mission to "celebrate".  His antics were at first scorned by local farmers, but they soon grew to tolerate his "wool fetish"; the term they used to describe his insatiable desire for his four-legged friends.

"We didn't always see eye to eye," local farmer Jim-bob Thorson  told us. "But I'll be damned if my flock didn't look forward to his visits."

He also gave back to the local community to which he payed so many visits.  Running charity events for sheep welfare, and supplying most of the local farmers with free wool conditioner and animal-safe makeup.  In the days before his death, he led a march down to Bishop HQ to protest the government's opposition of sheep cloning.

"He was working hard to share his love of sheep with the world and rally to the cause of sheepkind," said TAS pilot Milo. "He wanted to be a champion in the eyes of his wooley companions."

Rude is survived by the small flock of sheep he dubbed his "Hoofed Harem".  He will be creamated, his remains placed in a jumbo sized container of sheep dip, and be shot into space in accordance with his will.

"The higher I am, the happier I am, send me into orbit one last time..."  -Rude

Very seldom do I read anything on these boards that make me laugh....well done:)

[F4i]

Originally posted by Rude
Very seldom do I read anything on these boards that make me laugh....well done:)

Agreed.  Kudos to SOB on that one...  

F4i

[SOB]

[Toad]

You forgot to put in the part where I took all of Rude's poor bleating sheep from the subtly hiddedn pen behind his house and donated them to the Retired FDB Players Home for the Aged and Infirm. Where they were fondly embraced and made well-come as fast as humanly possible.

[sax]

Originally posted by Toad
You forgot to put in the part where I took all of Rude's poor bleating sheep from the subtly hiddedn pen behind his house and donated them to the Retired FDB Players Home for the Aged and Infirm. Where they were fondly embraced and made well-come as fast as humanly possible.

Under 15 sec no doubt:)