Author Topic: Hello, My Name Is Hitechcreations.Com. (Read 1168 times)

DiabloTX · « **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2003, 03:43:24 PM »

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Originally posted by gofaster
Carrots. Cucumbers. Bananas. Squash. But no meat.

The lesbian double entendre is duly noted.

Nifty · « **Reply #16 on:** August 01, 2003, 03:45:45 PM »

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Originally posted by gofaster
Carrots. Cucumbers. Bananas. Squash. But no meat.

are ya saying she's a carpet muncher only, too??? damn.

oh btw, I had a nice little steak for lunch. med rare. The rest of the meal was veggie though. no wait, there was cheese and eggs on the salad.

damn. Guess, GoVeg.com wouldn't like me.

Chaos68 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 01, 2003, 04:16:37 PM »

The radio station in Detroit had her on for an interview a few weeks back. WHAT A MORON SHE WAS! she kept talking about her name. Every time the DJ's changed the subject she would some how get to talking about Vegins. Plus she sounded like a dits! not saying i wouldnt do her

DiabloTX · « **Reply #18 on:** August 01, 2003, 07:00:51 PM »

I'd like to just go up to her and continually pull on her eyebrow piercing. When she gets annoyed with me and tells me to stop I'll reply, "Now you know how the rest of us feel."

capt. apathy · « **Reply #19 on:** August 01, 2003, 07:17:29 PM »

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I'd like to just go up to her and continually pull on her eyebrow piercing. When she gets annoyed with me and tells me to stop I'll reply, "Now you know how the rest of us feel."

I don't mean it as a highjack, but I gotta ask. do those eyebrow peircings bother the rest of you as much as they do me? I mean I'm cool with the whole peircing thing, it's your body poke it full of holes if you want. and the other peircings don't bother me in the slightest (ears, nose, lips, bellys, nips, whatever). but when I'm talking to someone with that damn eyebrow thing my arm starts twitching and I have to really fight the urge to just reach up there and rip it out.

this highjack/rant has ended. please return to your previously schedualed posting.

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #20 on:** August 01, 2003, 07:18:34 PM »

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Originally posted by Nifty
are ya saying she's a carpet muncher only, too??? damn.

But isn't tuna a forbidden food of the vegan?

ack-ack

DiabloTX · « **Reply #21 on:** August 01, 2003, 07:20:43 PM »

I'd ask her if that was real leather on her shoes.

Gadfly · « **Reply #22 on:** August 01, 2003, 07:45:08 PM »

You guys are pretty pathetic, "I'd do her"??? What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

BGBMAW · « **Reply #23 on:** August 01, 2003, 09:43:03 PM »

she needs a good dose of butt love then slapped in face with raw tenderloin..

SOB · « **Reply #24 on:** August 01, 2003, 10:22:39 PM »

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Originally posted by Gadfly
You guys are pretty pathetic, "I'd do her"??? What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

I want to be a pervert!

SOB

Gadfly · « **Reply #25 on:** August 01, 2003, 10:31:44 PM »

Study hard and apply yourself son, you may be able to work your way up from plain old village idiot.

SOB · « **Reply #26 on:** August 01, 2003, 10:33:52 PM »

Well, if you think so, I'll try. Thanks for the encouragement!

SOB

Gadfly · « **Reply #27 on:** August 01, 2003, 10:38:37 PM »

Gadfly puts his feet up on the desk and lights a smoke, as the young V.I. leaves his office. Nothing makes a teacher feel better than a little "counseling". Here the poor lad was, no ambition beyond excelling as a master-baiter, and now his goal was set unbeliveably high: to become the BEST pervert he could be. Oh, he was cured all right.

XNachoX · « **Reply #28 on:** August 01, 2003, 10:55:03 PM »

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Originally posted by Gadfly
Gadfly puts his feet up on the desk and lights a smoke, as the young V.I. leaves his office. Nothing makes a teacher feel better than a little "counseling". Here the poor lad was, no ambition beyond excelling as a master-baiter, and now his goal was set unbeliveably high: to become the BEST pervert he could be. Oh, he was cured all right.

Sam looked anxiously over Gadfly's post trying to find some sort of humorous sarcasm, but alas, he had found nothing of the sort. Sam sighed in dissapointment and reached for the remote as he tuned to Curb Your Enthusiasm. Narrating Sam's life in a third person perspective was fun, but all good things must come to an end.

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All the bliss and beauty will be gone
Will my weary soul find release for a while
At the moment of death I will smile
It's the triumph of shame and disease
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Gadfly · « **Reply #29 on:** August 01, 2003, 11:03:29 PM »

I thought it was at least a Little humorus....