Author Topic: Flasher meets dog (Read 304 times)

Hortlund · « **on:** August 01, 2003, 03:27:14 PM »

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ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his noodle through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on Friday.

The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his noodle through her fence, unaware her dog was on the other side, police said.

The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police.

The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."

AHAHAHAHAHA

Dowding · « **Reply #1 on:** August 01, 2003, 04:04:36 PM »

Did the fence or the dog give consent?

funkedup · « **Reply #2 on:** August 01, 2003, 04:50:48 PM »

GOOD BOY!
FETCH!!!

LePaul · « **Reply #3 on:** August 01, 2003, 06:12:58 PM »

OMG...talk about giving the dog a bone...OUCH

Inferno · « **Reply #4 on:** August 01, 2003, 09:57:53 PM »

Perk the dog!

And the fence raper!

jamusta · « **Reply #5 on:** August 01, 2003, 10:04:58 PM »

How do you report that to the police?

911: 911 emergency..
flasher: I'd like to report a sexual assualt..
911: Is the suspect in the area.
flasher: yes its behind the fence
911: its???
flasher: er yes a dog bit my d#$k.
911: excuse me?
flasher: I was flashing a lady and her dog bit my d#$k and I wanna press charges...

HAHAHA classic