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Offline Holden McGroin

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« on: August 02, 2003, 09:48:36 AM »
Bad Feng Shui Blamed for German MPs Lacking Ideas
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BERLIN (Reuters) - If German politicians lack ideas for reforming the country's struggling healthcare and pensions systems, they can now blame an adverse flow of energy in their workplace.

The German parliament's glass dome, a Berlin landmark, makes for bad feng shui, according to an expert in the Chinese art of positioning objects, buildings and furniture.

"The energy is downright sucked out of MPs' heads by the glass dome," feng shui adviser Wilhelm Wuschko told the mass-circulation daily Bild on Saturday.

To keep the energy inside, the dome should be coated with a protective foil, he said.

Bild said the office of parliament president Wolfgang Thierse would not comment on the suggestion.
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Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2003, 01:51:29 PM »
You mean the old-fashioned foil helmet won't work anymore?  You've gotta do the whole darn building?!

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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2003, 01:55:42 PM »
my wizard hat is lined with protective foil.