31 years, 214 days, 15 hours, 36 minutes – I realize I’m not a kid anymore

[Ripsnort]

Originally posted by LePaul
Im sorry, I still hate you  

What next, hair tips? hehe

LOL!

[Flossy]

Originally posted by Zippatuh
So, when did you realize you weren’t "young" anymore?

Reading a thread like this and realising that everyone in it was younger than me!  I think Nash knows which forum this occurred in!  

[gofaster]

I was lounging around Pinochet's boat one afternoon when the captain of the guard pulled up and said he had some American sorority girls that he had brought in for questioning.  The General asked me if I'd care to assist and I declined.  I had just hose-whipped some rebels earlier in the day and just didn't have the energy for an afternoon session.  That's when I realized I was too old for the two-a-days and fled to Florida.

[midnight Target]

I read somewhere once, that you know you're old when you become invisible to teenage girls.

[MrLars]

Originally posted by midnight Target
I read somewhere once, that you know you're old when you become invisible to teenage girls.

I'm about 10 months from 60, never had kids, 17 years into my second marrage and I'm still my nieces favorite uncle.

A few weeks ago I had her and 5 of her friends, all 14 to 15 years old, out on my boat for two days of tubing and skiing....got a kiss from each one as a thankyou....

Old is only in the mind if your body doesn't give you away.

I've never grown up and I like it that way.

[Rude]

39....I hurt myself sleeping.

Now I'm a 43 year old hasbeen.

[Chaos68]

Originally posted by Zippatuh
So, when did you realize you weren’t "young" anymore?

I'm 24... haven't had this problem yet.  

[sax]

Couple a years ago I caught myself checking the curb hieght at cross-walks.
Alltho when Toad came down last year I felt younger rite off.

[Thorns]

Bunch of whiners.....growing old is my goal, I'm 51.  Sounds old doesn't it?  It's not!  I am a horny old man, and my wife thinks I'm nuts.  I am!  I sleep 5-6 hours a night, and when it's time for sleep, I am out like a light.  I do a lot of traveling, and try to excercise at the hotels, but I got to tell you, those young women execs hog the machines, change the history channel to their bullchit.  And, when you say excuse me, but just maybe someone was watching the T.V., they ignore you.  Now that's what I call growing old, because I just walk away.  Also, if my wife and I go to the movies, just give me a quiet dark scene, and I'm asleep...no problem.  Also, I've started wearing button shirts, and not tucking them in.  Geez, I'm turning into my Dad........lol  

Thorns

[Shark88]

well i am still a kid!!!!!  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA TO ALL U OLD PEOPLE!!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Mark Luper]

I'm 56, felt older last year than I do now. A lot of it has to do with your perception of yourself. I had a tacky job last year, worked for slave wages and a**hole bosses. This year I have a good job where I'm liked by the bosses and everyone around me and I am making more than I ever have in my life. It all does make a difference.

[rpm]

I had a similar experience on a hot day at the course. I am paired up with this 20-something "Daddy's Money" smart arse and sweating my tail off in the 100+ temp. After 6 holes he looks at me and says "If you collapse and need mouth to mouth....your just gonna die!"  The worst part was he beat me by 6 strokes.

[nopoop]

Thirty was REAL tough..

The toughest.

Fifty was cake.

Thirty the "I'm not a kid" kicked in HARD..

I got over it.

I've lost track..

It's a sign of age, or the cheap beers..

I don't remember..

[cpxxx]

First realized I was getting old when I was attracted to a girl younger than me. Then realized that I had worked with her Father ten years earlier when she was 12 years old.  But then again my girlfriend now is seven years younger than me.  

Later when I was out of work I couldn't get a job because I was too old. Then I got one only to known as Grandad by the young whippersnappers I worked with.  Huh, young people now days. no respect!!!!!!!!!!!! Why in my day.......................ahe m

Lately I notice my eyesight is fading, reading glasses on the way in the next few years. On  a positive note no sign of grey hairs and it's all still there too.

[StSanta]

I realized I was old once I accepted that most chicks my age are either married, plan to get married, are pregnant or got kids.

Then I started doing THIS:



And now I am a little kid again!

Wooh!

I doubt I'll ever grow up, or rather I hope so. Have none of the goals of my age-peers. Career? Bah, I'm in it for the money, nothing else. Kids? Pesky little critters that suck up resources. House/car/status stuff? Doesn't appear important to me. I could live in this little rathole I have for the rest of my life and be perfectly content with it. If 'maturing' is supposed to change all that, I don't plan on maturing at all

All about perspective or lack thereof (in my case). Youth is wasted on the young anyway and so on and stuff.

My body is certainly not what it has been - I get hung over easily and it takes a bit longer to recover from exercise. I grump when i get outta the sofa after sitting down for a good while.

But to quote Team Hardbox's motto: So sweet What!