Originally posted by Thorns
I do a lot of traveling, and try to excercise at the hotels, but I got to tell you, those young women execs hog the machines, change the history channel to their bullchit. And, when you say excuse me, but just maybe someone was watching the T.V., they ignore you. Now that's what I call growing old, because I just walk away.
Wow, you are old! But not very wise. Obviously you're missing their subtle cues that they're simply competing with you for dominance. They want you to capture them, to put them in their place, to be taken by a real man and feel the ravages of "angry sex". Give'em a hockey-style hip check off the treadmill, grab that remote and switch it to The History Channel, then wrap your muscular forearms around her waist and kiss her the way she was meant to be kissed.
Unless she's just too hideous to be touched, in which case you tell her "Sorry, honey, you're just not worth the effort. You better put in a few more miles." Then you walk away and leave them to deal with the emotional damage of rejection.
