"MY HANDLE IS NOT SHARK88 SO NO ONE WILL KNOW WHO.."
Is it Shark87? Shark86? Is it Shark85? Maybe it's one of the other remaining 84 super original Shark handles? Then again might you be Goose88? Or you got real tricky and you're name is Dork88? Mav88? OR!! ??
I bet you're Rumplestilsken88