Author Topic: Fat Bastard Whine? (Read 638 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** August 05, 2003, 01:08:36 PM »

Never knew there was such a thing! (click here[/b]

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2003, 01:11:53 PM »

"Wine"... Bastards my ass, bunch of softies.
-SW

Ripsnort · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2003, 01:20:44 PM »

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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
"Wine"... Bastards my ass, bunch of softies.
-SW

No, I had it right...Whine

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2003, 01:22:35 PM »

The whine is about "wine".
-SW

gofaster · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2003, 01:25:18 PM »

Only 3.4 out of 5, though. The Fat Bastard obviously doesn't need to be perked.

Wanker · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2003, 01:33:44 PM »

Fat Bastard Chardonnay is an enjoyable wine. My wife and I tried it after seeing it on the menu a while back. How can you say no to anything called "Fat Bastard"?

Lance · « **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2003, 01:56:56 PM »

Heh, you got it all wrong.

We FDB's piss fortified wine. So we package it up in that fancy bottle and then sell it to you limp-wristed cultured folks so you can comment on the fruity texture and lingering oak flavor over dinner at Chez Gay.

Fatty · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2003, 02:55:00 PM »

Tried to mail order some a while back but couldn't find an online source. Did have some Hangtime wine though.

Leslie · « **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2003, 03:58:11 PM »

Soooo, the FDBs have their own vintners. But who do they get to crush the grapes, and how? That's what I want to know!!!!:)

Les

Mathman · « **Reply #9 on:** August 05, 2003, 04:10:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Leslie
But who do they get to crush the grapes, and how? That's what I want to know!!!!:)

Les

No you don't. Really, you don't.

Gaylord · « **Reply #10 on:** August 05, 2003, 05:21:36 PM »

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Originally posted by Lance
Heh, you got it all wrong.

We FDB's piss fortified wine. So we package it up in that fancy bottle and then sell it to you limp-wristed cultured folks so you can comment on the fruity texture and lingering oak flavor over dinner at Chez Gay.

Hello Lance (My God but I LOVE that name) I'd really like to drink your wine, maybe we could meet up at Chez Gay (the Matre D is a friend of mine) and I could judge the fruitiness of your texture myself. I mean, God knows I have limp wrists.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2003, 05:24:09 PM »

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Originally posted by Gaylord
Hello Lance (My God but I LOVE that name) I'd really like to drink your wine, maybe we could meet up at Chez Gay (the Matre D is a friend of mine) and I could judge the fruitiness of your texture myself. I mean, God knows I have limp wrists.

So youre not only gay, Dowding, but you suffer from multiple personalities as well?

SOB · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2003, 05:49:37 PM »

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Originally posted by banana
How can you say no to anything called "Fat Bastard"?

And that's why our squad has so many groupies!

SOB

Udie · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2003, 06:52:53 PM »

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Originally posted by banana
How can you say no to anything called "Fat Bastard"?

try joining the FDB's you'll be saying "NO" to SOB quite often

Lazerus · « **Reply #14 on:** August 05, 2003, 08:16:47 PM »

Fat Bastard Shiraz is the better of the line, but the cabernet isnt all that bad either. Almost got a bottle today actually. Store up the street carries it.