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Offline Creamo

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« on: August 10, 2003, 08:10:33 AM »
With Uzi's


"Police said breath tests revealed the two pilots had blood-alcohol levels above 0.08 percent."

A spokesman for Cloyd's family, Steve Hicks said, "We're saddened by the occurrences and the allegations made against them."

LOL!

They should have shot it out with the coppers, the allegations were so sad.

Listen up Americans. Homeland Security = Insanity.
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2003, 09:56:03 AM »
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"Police said breath tests revealed the two pilots had blood-alcohol levels above 0.08 percent."

A spokesman for Cloyd's family, Steve Hicks said, "We're saddened by the occurrences and the allegations made against them."

LOL!

They should have shot it out with the coppers, the allegations were so sad.

Listen up Americans. Homeland Security = Insanity.


What has this got to do with Homeland Security?
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2003, 09:57:15 AM »
probly there should be a law that says pilots can't fly drunk.   At least we don't have to worry about drunk cops or soldiers or fbi, batf etc. going around with guns.

the airports are so depressing and inconvienient that I will do anything rather than fly these days.
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2003, 10:08:43 AM »
trains a good...
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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2003, 10:18:53 AM »
trains are fine and I will take em before I fly but mostly drive.   no good over water routes yert tho.
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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2003, 10:22:09 AM »
id take atrain if they had bar cars

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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2003, 02:26:31 PM »
There was an Amtrak accident a few years ago on the northeast corridor.  Engineer was drunk.

There was a oil tanker, exxon valdez, where the captain was drunk.

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« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2003, 03:08:15 PM »
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There was a oil tanker, exxon valdez, where the captain was drunk.


the captain was in his cabin, a junior officer was in command when the ship went aground.
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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2003, 04:28:54 PM »
well, if being drunk makes them more aggressive and they shoot the terrorists full of holes, I say arm them.
anyways, jets nowdays fly themselves, no need for pilots to be sober:D
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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2003, 05:43:58 PM »
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the captain was in his cabin, a junior officer was in command when the ship went aground.


He was in his cabin sleeping one off.  He is still in charge.
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2003, 06:51:01 PM »
Hijack:

On a side note, did anyone see on the news about the passengers that taped their pilot sleeping?
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2003, 09:28:41 PM »
FAA regs prohibited flying with alcohol in their systems LONG before 9/11 was even thought of. Of course that little bit of truth will likely spoil the mindless rant that started this thread. oh well. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2003, 10:25:24 PM »
No sh*t Sherlock? I bet you were a detective, not a traffic cop.

Wait. Actually they aren’t prohibited from flying with alcohol in their systems, it’s how much, but I’m not going to explain the truth to you in detail.

Don’t worry, I don’t think you spoiled anything other than having to explain the post to you. The homeland overreaction act arming pilots is easy to goof on when pilots keep making the news for trying to fly drunk. It has nothing to do with regs by the FAA telling them they can’t fly plastered pre- or post-9/11, geez. It's them ignoring them, drinking, and soon they will be armed.  Dry humor but whoopee how could you miss it so completely?

Martlet- The Homeland Security Act of 2002 is what address deputizing pilots and giving them guns, that’s what.
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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2003, 02:56:09 PM »
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Hijack:

On a side note, did anyone see on the news about the passengers that taped their pilot sleeping?


Did they somehow miss the ATP rated first officer in the right seat staring out the window while the 3 autopilots dutifully steered their airplane on a GPS-Direct route to some far off fix?
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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2003, 10:00:48 PM »
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Did they somehow miss the ATP rated first officer in the right seat staring out the window while the 3 autopilots dutifully steered their airplane on a GPS-Direct route to some far off fix?


Nope, they caught that, too.  It didn't keep the guy from losing his job and his license, though.
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