Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil,"
  Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of
  Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than
  that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his
  State of the Union address.
  Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as
  having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as
  Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
  "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the 
  best."
  Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
  although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of
  Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar
  al-Assad. "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained
  Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition.
  In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis.
  So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked
  cool."
  THE AXIS PANDEMIC
  International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift,
  as within minutes, France surrendered.
  Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status
  in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia
  said they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to
  join with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while
  Bulgaria,
  Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really
  As Just Generally Disagreeable.
  With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs
  filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be
  called the Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly
  Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia
  formed the Axis of Nations
  That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About
  America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis
  of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick.
  "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said
  Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. While wondering if
  the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a
  cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected
  the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay,"
  accusing one of its members of filing a false application.
  Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.
  Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but
  privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.