Author Topic: Rip, time to get home and get everybody in the bunker. (Read 621 times)

funkedup · « **on:** August 14, 2003, 04:30:45 PM »

I think this is it.

Wmaker · « **Reply #1 on:** August 14, 2003, 04:32:56 PM »

boxboy28 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2003, 04:34:59 PM »

DANG i was almost safetly inthe mountians of NC but my flight was tonight at 9 pm

Ripsnort · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2003, 04:42:49 PM »

LOL! lessee:
30 days of fuel for generator: CHECK!
30 days Canned goods: CHECK!
30 days of ammo, expecting to shoot 6 people a day trying to get my food: CHECK!
30 days worth of alcohol: CHECK!
30 days worth of cigars: CHECK!
- one .45 caliber automatic CHECK
- two boxes of ammunition CHECK
- four days' concentrated emergency rations CHECK
- one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills CHECK
- one miniature combination Islamic phrase book and Koran CHECK
- one hundred dollars in Dinars CHECK
- one hundred dollars in gold CHECK
- nine packs of chewing gum CHECK
- one issue of prophylactics CHECK
- three lipsticks CHECK
- three pair of nylon stockings CHECK
"Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

Ripsnort · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2003, 04:54:57 PM »

I got my speech to my boys already planned out for "the big one":

"Well, boys, I reckon this is it -- Terrorism toe to toe with the Towel heads. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there in Seattle. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about terrorism. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump -- we got some shootin' to do.

funkedup · « **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2003, 05:03:29 PM »

LOL I was just watching that last week.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2003, 05:07:34 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by funkedup
LOL I was just watching that last week.

I dream that movie...my favorite all time. Man I miss Slim Pickens, loved that guy.

Roscoroo · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2003, 05:20:17 PM »

Lets see .... fill up car .. Alcohal,smokes,more alcohal,more smokes,food, computer,joystick,spare joystick,box of spare puter parts,more alcohal,more smokes,spare monitor. Hell running outta room .... well forget the food ..... Haul arse to Rips house .1hr 15min eta.... hell drive the GTO... 45 mins eta.....get all set up in his Bunker befor he gets home from work ....Priceless.

rpm · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2003, 05:23:25 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
I dream that movie...my favorite all time. Man I miss Slim Pickens, loved that guy.

This avatar's for you!

Udie · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2003, 05:33:55 PM »

Rip,

What are you going to do if it last like 31 or 32 days?

jamusta · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2003, 05:57:05 PM »

Rip er you forgot toilet paper. What are you gonna use your hand?

funkedup · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2003, 06:01:33 PM »

No T.P. needed, he's got a subscription to the NY Times.

Puke · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2003, 08:08:50 PM »

Tells Rip someone's parked the newest BMW model out front. Lock Rip out when he goes out to see and steal all his food and alcohol. He's so easy.

Ozark · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2003, 08:48:20 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by funkedup
No T.P. needed, he's got a subscription to the NY Times.

Damn!! That put beer through my nose!

Tumor · « **Reply #14 on:** August 15, 2003, 01:52:14 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by jamusta
Rip er you forgot toilet paper. What are you gonna use your hand?

Who needs T.P.? Just hold it up till ya gotta big one ready... spread'em as wide as ya can and grunt like there's no tommorrow. That way most everything misses the sides if your lucky!