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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: August 19, 2003, 07:47:39 AM »
...but we cannot tell you HOW we did it!"

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The new communiqué says that in compliance with the orders of Osama bin Laden to strike at the American economy, the Brigades struck two important electricity supply targets on the East coast, according to the Middle East Media Research Institute. The Brigades say that they cannot reveal how they did it, because they will probably have to use the same method again soon. The communiqué also claimed that the operation was meant as a present for the Iraqi people.


The Americans lived a black day they will never forget. They lived a day of terror and fear… a state of chaos and confusion where looting and pillaging rampaged the cities.



http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/breaking_5.html
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Offline Bodhi

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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2003, 08:30:36 AM »
Morons
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Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2003, 08:40:50 AM »
"When have the Americans taken responsibility for anything?"...Toronto Mayor Mel Lastman in response to NY's mayor saying it was Canada that was at fault for the blackout.

lol!:D
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2003, 08:46:08 AM »
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"When have the Americans taken responsibility for anything?"...


Winning the Pacific war in 1945.

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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2003, 08:55:46 AM »
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The Americans lived a black day they will never forget. They lived a day of terror and fear… a state of chaos and confusion where looting and pillaging rampaged the cities.


I dunno - everyone I talked to in NYC said it was an all night, city wide party.  

Thanks Osama!
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2003, 09:28:27 AM »
news said 10,000 portable generators were sold, see what rip started.
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2003, 09:58:40 AM »
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news said 10,000 portable generators were sold, see what rip started.


LOL! Best piece of advice I ever got was "when you have your house built, have 'em put in a GenTran box and buy a generator"....since I've done that, I've only lost power twice in 6 years, had I chose NOT to do it, then Murphy's Law would have applied and I would have lost power about a dozen times by now. :D
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2003, 01:50:05 PM »
This past Saturday I was speaking with my brother's father-in-law who is an executive for Sak's in New York.  He said he happened to be in Atlanta on a business trip when the blackout happened, but the report he got was that employees decided to just spend the night in the store rather than walk back home to sit in the darkness.  The store had emergency generators to run the air conditioner system and the in-store cafe had to cook all of its food since the refrigerators were out, so it was a giant all-night party buffet at Sak's Fifth Avenue.
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2003, 02:06:21 PM »
Gotta say I am really, really impressed at the lack of looting and chaos resulting from the blackout in the US.
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Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2003, 02:11:13 PM »
My hooligan friends and I looted all the beer and meat from each other's fridges.  Then we launched tear gas canisters at each other, for ambiance.  :D

Well, maybe not that last part.
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Offline threedays

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« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2003, 06:12:16 PM »
US missing central management of power network.. that make it weak ( all euroeastern countries have much better power network )

power is back .. but causes wasnt removed... ohh well enjoy ;)
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Offline lord dolf vader

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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2003, 06:21:20 PM »
appologys to all the allied countrys whos honored dead helped us win the pacific war.


not all americans are so ill mannered.
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2003, 07:53:50 PM »
Keep in mind, Dolf speaks for roughly 0.0000000001 % of our population.  (himself).
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Offline medicboy

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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2003, 10:26:24 PM »
Out here in the sticks we lose power for 2-3 days several times a year, once lost power for 2 weeks.  Just deal with it!  Flatlanders!!!!  I bet not too many people in the country know how to use an oil lamp with out burning down their house.
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« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2003, 12:00:55 AM »
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Gotta say I am really, really impressed at the lack of looting and chaos resulting from the blackout in the US.


We like to reserve that type of behavior that for the College Basketball Finals.
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