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Offline Drunky

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« on: August 21, 2003, 12:30:21 AM »
Oh, why?
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Offline Frogm4n

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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2003, 12:31:07 AM »
yea thats right.
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Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2003, 02:24:26 AM »
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Offline DmdMac

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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2003, 02:45:44 AM »
Because the nature of man is to question deeply and profoundly everything that was, is and will be and misinterperate the answer to such abject levels as to instigate the final question: why?


So you see, the world does work in cycles.
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Offline majic

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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2003, 08:25:02 AM »
Tarmac, you forgot to carry the 2, therefore the answer is bacon.
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Offline Swoop

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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2003, 08:54:14 AM »
If it takes two men two weeks to dig a fortnight, how many oranges in a pound of apples?

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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2003, 08:58:12 AM »
None plus six.  Its a trick question because you forgot to mention the JC Penny's tag.
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Offline Fuzzy

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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2003, 09:43:06 AM »
Fast Train,
No breaks
Slow Cow,
beefsteaks
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2003, 09:46:44 AM »
If I was flyin my train down the highway and a wheel fell off, how many pancakes would it take to build a doghouse?


:confused:













None, because Ice Cream has no bones!
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Offline Sixpence

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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2003, 10:25:39 AM »
If it wasn't for that horse, I would never have got through college.
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"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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Re: Why?
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2003, 10:36:01 AM »
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Originally posted by Drunky
Oh, why?

A suffusion of yellow.
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2003, 10:40:42 AM »
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Originally posted by Sixpence
If it wasn't for that horse, I would never have got through college.


Why can't horses grasp mind body dualism?

Because you can't put Descartes before the horse!
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Offline Dune

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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2003, 11:03:46 AM »
Because while two wrongs don't make a right, three rights make a left.
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Offline Drunky

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Re: Re: Why?
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2003, 06:13:39 PM »
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Originally posted by bounder
A suffusion of yellow.



I thought it was a deep suffusion of yellow.

That is if I remember my Douglas Adams books correctly ;)
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Offline jamusta

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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2003, 07:00:46 PM »
Why is WHY spelled WHY? Why not just spell WHY.... Y?

Oh to ponder the possibilities.
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