Dear Boss:
Fred and myself are very sorry for causing some minor damage to one of the company's airplanes. We thought we'd come clean ahead of time and say that we were approx 20 miles Northeast of a thunderstorm using our weather avoidance radar, Nexrad downlinks and utmost caution. Just thought we'd give you the heads up, no need to go see the plane the damage is slight, if you have any questions about a large bill, the FBO is notorious for gouging their prices as well as making unnecessary repairs and you should talk to them if you have any questions.
Have a nice day,
John Smith, Captain
EasyJet Airline