Shower and a wacky hawaiian shirt, check.
333-3333 Reno cab on the cell phone, check.
Bought my new digital camera on ebay that hasn't arrived, but have a wallyworld disposable in tow. Check.
The Nugget Casino and the world famous Rib Cook Off is going on, with live bands, and BBQ'd beasts. Check.
Hungry? Check.
Vegitarian liberal rutabagas? Nope.
Man my first pork rack I will dedicate to you funkyshorts. God bless ya.