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Offline Hortlund

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« on: September 02, 2003, 12:51:58 PM »
Looks like they came up with a brilliant way to solve the energy crisis in Russia. I wonder if this will tip the balance on power. This could actually compete with the mid eastern oil...

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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2003, 12:58:29 PM »
ROFLMAO

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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2003, 01:18:41 PM »
Beautiful :)

At an emergency press conference Monday, U.S. Defense Secretary William Perry described how this new discovery threatens American security, stating that "not since the days of Khrushchev has Communist military capability been this serious a threat to world security."

I love the Onion :D

I just wonder how many people understand what they laugh at :)

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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2003, 01:20:22 PM »
Well, I know what I'm laughing at.

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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2003, 01:25:51 PM »
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Well, I know what I'm laughing at.


Sorry I wanted to know if you understand what the Onion laughs at.

Hint: looks almost exactly like US reaction on some contracts signed by Russian companies. I always knew that US will force everyone to stop using wheel because it threatens their security :D

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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2003, 01:29:48 PM »
WE CAN NOT ALLOW A FIRE GAP!

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« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2003, 01:32:31 PM »
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Sorry I wanted to know if you understand what the Onion laughs at.
 


Oh, so now you claim to be the official spokesperson for the Onion too huh?

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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2003, 01:51:04 PM »
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Oh, so now you claim to be the official spokesperson for the Onion too huh?


Why do you think so?


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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2003, 02:10:33 PM »
Why are you guys laughing? It that a hoax?

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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2003, 02:24:13 PM »
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Beautiful :)

I just wonder how many people understand what they laugh at :)


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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2003, 02:41:55 PM »
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I just wonder how many people understand what they laugh at



you'd probably run into less hostility if you'd rephrase your comments (maybe it's a language thing but your english seems very good)

how about-'I just wonder how many people understand what I laugh at'

you seem very arrogant when you claim to know what others are finding funny, or what the writers intended to be funny.

maybe you have a different perspective and find something funny in there that is completely different than what others find funny.  nothing wrong with that,  actually I enjoy unintended humor much more than the intended type, and would probably join you in a laugh.

maybe if you just pointed out what you find funny and see if other get it, you'd get less hostility than with your post that is seeming to be saying "I know what is really funny here, I doubt if any of you morons got it"

just a thought

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« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2003, 12:14:03 PM »
You really pointed at my problem... Many things I find funny are not funny for public here. Maybe it's because of the cultural and lingual difference, in some aspects we are very different.

Now please let me explain what I find funny in a link Hortlund posted.

The joke is based on a fact that fire is a "technology" well-known to almost any human being for at least 1000 years. The absurdity of "US officials" sentences about "threat to American security" is what makes it so funny.

If we go deeper, we see that this joke is based on "real facts" of American officials stating that some well-known technologies, mostly exported by Russian companies (sorry, I see it from my own point of view, I don't care much if US accuses Senegal or Tongo for "illegal exports"), such as night-vision scopes, anti-tank missiles etc. The most brilliant example is the US demand to stop our co-operation with Iran in building nuclear powerplant at Busher. The last statement that I have heard of was that they are against Iran sending exposed materials and heat-emitting elements back to Russia before Busher power station passes all the international inspections. So, they want Iran to keep the possible nuclear weapon-grade materials :eek: and at the same time say that Russia supports Iranian nuclear weapon programm... I find it almost as funny as Hortlund's link.

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« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2003, 12:33:57 PM »
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funny ? I call this post a rasist studmuffin attack on nothing :)

Tough you was a silisitor hortlund ? what happend with your workhours, not to much to do :D

Trolla, where do you live? Do you speak English?

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« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2003, 12:53:25 PM »
Well, I thought it was hilarious...if not 7 years old.
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« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2003, 01:05:17 PM »
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Trolla, where do you live? Do you speak English?


LOl just a joke slimm,  nope I dont speak English and i can`t type it properly either :) (If I should take the time to make my grammar right it would take ages to finish a post hehe :D )