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Offline Animal

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« on: December 01, 2001, 10:54:00 AM »
I believe I may have not been the only one to noticed how HiTech the person has changed during the history of our beloved game.

At first, he used to be a nice gentleman who used sweet words to calm and please his customers, lots of data to prove his points in arguements, and a lovely sense of humor.

Now, he seems like a character straight out of  Office Space, taking bribes, making fun of his own whiners in the BBS, and even logging into the game and insulting everyone online. I bet he sits and reads the bbs with a bottle of whisky in one hand and a cigar in the other, dressed only in an open bath-robe, and chuckling about the stupidities that come out of this BBS. Then he goes to bed and cries himself to sleep.

Yes, unlike Pyro (who clearly hates my guts and would love to see a meteor or similar space debri fall over my head during my wedding), HiTech has become like me. The only difference is, that I talk a whole lot more, and that he owns the game, so everyone is all HAHAHAHHAA HITECH, GOOD ONE  :)  :) <S> when he insults everyone on channel 1. But when I do it, its everyone telling me they are taking screenshots that will be emailed to HiTech (ironic) and faking .squelch Animal

The point of this story? well of course in my hungover fury of shaky arms and death like breath, I may have deviated from the original purpose. So from now on I'll do free association-like typing and hope anyone understands me:

i was a nice honorable 'ing p-38 pilot once! who contributed the comunity with nice airplane data and friendly discussion. i took pride on everyones respect and my constant position in the top 10 pilots of Aces High. Chutes were off limits. This all has changed! LOOK AT ME NOW part of a toejam "squad" who cant do a squad night without kill-shooting eachother to death!
HANGTIME is on the same situation or worse, probably THE most respected member of this comunity once, organizing huge whole-country joined together raids, now he is in my same shoes.

This game and comunity grows on you, and takes over the worse part of your mind, like the dark side that took force of George Lucas and forced him to make the character Jar Jar Binks. HiTech is a salamander, hes no longer a very nice guy, so next time, dont take toejam from him.


OK I'LL STOP NOW.

animal

p.s: hitech, please dont kick me out of the game in your hungover fury. i was just making some fun to relax the constant whiney attitude in this bbs. be merciful oh great lord, for i know not what i speak of..  :(

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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2001, 11:01:00 AM »
Did your dad kick you out of the house again?

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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2001, 11:06:00 AM »
no its all cool

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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2001, 11:25:00 AM »
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HANGTIME is on the same situation or worse, probably THE most respected member of this comunity once, organizing huge whole-country joined together raids, now he is in my same shoes.

Oh, horseshit... thats spelled A N I M A L ' S  A S S  I S  I N  D E E P  meatball.

I enjoy this sim, HT, Pyro, and HTC et al obviously don't charge you enough, I've never been a 'respected member of this community', and the FDB's fly this sim with a clarity of purpose (FUN) and dedication to irreverence I find quite entertaining... and Mason, Fatty and SOB have exquiste taste in Porn.

Unlike you.

If you wern't my son (I screwed a parrot in PR about 20 years ago) I'd have already sold yer cage and bought some cat toys with the proceeds.

*humph*
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2001, 11:32:00 AM »
lol   :cool:
i was being a love muffin you tard
gotta work better in my advanced prozac sarcasm.
carry on.

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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2001, 11:39:00 AM »
Well, hell son; we know that... but when you dragged my worthless hide outta the muck as yer poster boy, yah messed up.

Now, if you don't mind, I shall re-embark on my murky journey of under-acheivment.
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2001, 11:51:00 AM »
poor old man.

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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2001, 12:08:00 PM »
it's true....i used to whack people's chutes and then mock them for crying about it....now i....oh well never mind.

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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2001, 12:26:00 PM »
wow.. gotta respect someone who doesnt doctor up there thoughts, pure honesty.

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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2001, 12:43:00 PM »
LOL, it's a good thing I won't have an internet connection in the hospital as I would be opening up the stitches reading some of these threads :)

Carry on, gents. Carry on :)  Easy on HT as I hope to get my original name back when I return.  I don't need the entire HTC group on the warpath at the time of my request!! :)

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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2001, 12:47:00 PM »
1776 I forgot,
Good luck in your operation! you're going to be fine. It takes more than cancer to get rid of the likes of you   :mad:

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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2001, 01:27:00 PM »
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wow.. gotta respect someone who doesnt doctor up there thoughts, pure honesty.

Ummm... am0n... you need to read up on the FDBs just a tad bit.  You'll realize just how silly this statement is.

And hangtime... you're not animal's dad.  Nobody wanted to mention it at the time cause you seemed to be enjoying yourself, but that parrot was male.

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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2001, 02:05:00 PM »
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..but that parrot was male.

Not anymore.  :)
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2001, 06:54:00 PM »
Hang did the beak wounds on yer donut ever heal back so you can use it again? :P

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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2001, 08:32:00 PM »
Well, the way I heard it; the parrot was drunker than I was.
The price of Freedom is the willingness to do sudden battle, anywhere, any time and with utter recklessness...

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