why does everyone hate the knights?

[Citabria]

no superfly they say...

Ni

(pronounced Nee) lol

[Cobra]

Because they wear iron underwear??

[Rude]

Personally, my level of respect is so high for the knights, that I won't even shoot at one. I've found them to be the most gracious and just the cutest little group of turds to grace the skies of Aces High.

Just thought I'de share that with all of you  

Oh, BTW Zig...you reap what ya sow brother  

Cyas Up!

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[This message has been edited by Rude (edited 08-11-2000).]

[Rickenbacker]

I fly Knight, and I don't feel hated.

Hell, I was even _helped_ in a dweebhunt through Bishland the other morning. Some dweeb called Potster kept challenging me to come fight him, alternating with cursing in Finnish (and no, I don't know any  ), but wouldn't tell me where he was. Some friendly Bish told me, though, and I flew down there, shot him down (he was busy screaming at his countrymates on 100, while shooting tracers over their canopies, by then) and told him we'd fought, and he lost.

Didn't hear a peep from him after that, and even "winged" with a bish on my 6, all the way through Rookland  .

Rickenbacker

[BigJim]

heheh Zig they fight Knights cause everyone knows your kill is based on the ability of your foe, since Knights have the BEST pilots everyone wants a chance to kill the best

*** now those of you who don't know it's a JOKE OK ****

[texace]

Cause the kinghts wear pink and I HATE pink!  

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Lt. Col. Aaron "txace-" Giles of the 457th BG
    "Fait Accompli"

[Thunder]

Top Ten reasons for Attacking Knights!

1. Knights wear tights, dress like women and have long hair.
2. Knights are starting to whine more than Rooks!
3. Zigrat and the Wrecking Crew are Knights!
4. Knights abuse and violate our sheep!
5. Knight women are not satisfied with there husbands and love to be captured
6. Knights have overmodeled ego's and undermodeled tiny bananas and can't shoot straight.
7. Knights run to the ack often..this action is called a "Fort Knight"
8. Knights generally attack and capture bases that have little activity and then write posts like this when Bishops and Rooks retaliate.
9. Knights sit at round tables and boast of  deads and conquests that never happened.
10. Knights have slumber parties and light farts, talk of rook & bishop conspiraces and about how cool it will be when then get old enough to drive.


   

[StSanta]

Tope Ten true reasons for attacking the Knights:

1. Organisation/zigrat. These mean evil devlis have found a way to defeat the combined efforts of rookies and bishcuits. SUch evil socialistic behviour such as teamwork must be stopped. Halt the spread of communism; kill a knight!

2. It appears that while the rookies and bischuits are away gangbanging two knights, and failing, the rest of the knights are away gangbanging the families or rook/biscuit so called pilots. And a good number og children are being born in rook/bishland with big noodlees and iron underwear. Also, the famlilies of bish/rooks appear satisfied and happy once the rook/bish fighters come home. Clearly, this is not good.

3. They have fluffier sheep

4. Quantity vs quality. It worked for the Soviets during WWII. It will work for the rook/biscuts (or so they think).

5. The Knights have a high percentage of non dweeb LW fighters (109's and A8's). These are evil and must be shot down.

6. How else can we get them to whine?

7. They are superior to us, so let the plebeian masses unite in the name of Marx! And never mind the contradiction with #1.

8. There are evil elements of Satanists there. Any God fearing decent, modest and pure theist should do what he can to get to rape Knight daughters, kill their babies and shoot their dogs. After all, thebiblesaysit'sok and goddidit.

9. I hear they're really aliens, and those bastards shot Jerry Springer!

10. This StSanta dude is really getting on my nerves.

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StSanta
JG54 "Grünherz"
"If you died a stones throw from your wingie; you did no wrong". - Hangtime

[funked]

They's all reds to me!