Check out:
http://www.somethingawful.comBrilliant, as usual.
"As the leader of the Palestinian Suicide Bomber Cheer Club,
Yasser is one of the most vocal supporters of detonating in public places. Despite the numerous times he's tried to blow himself up in crowded Israeli locations, he has never actually succeeded in doing so, as evident in the fact that he is still living. He suffered what many thought would be a career-ending injury in 1989 after he pulled the pin on 20 grenades stapled to his body inside a crowded melon shop. Unfortunately, the medical authorities were able to save his life and revive him to full health, much
to the disappointment of friends and family. "We really hoped he was dead and would ascend into the great paradise above," remarked his brother Mahdi. "When our mother and father learned of his failure to die for Allah, they cried for three days straight and asked what they did to deserve such an unfaithful son."
Don't worry - true to form for SA, they equally slam everyone involved. Todays article is good for at least a couple of laughs.
Mike/wulfie
