Beetle, a hint on using the BBS, make your point short and sweet, before the audience dies of bordom. Smoking cigars seems less risky, geez.
You can own a gun to protect yourself from a small chance of a life threatening situation, you can smoke alot in the mean time too and ultimatley shorten your life, sure. Or you can not own a gun, not smoke at all and get killed in a home robbery tomarrow by an armed robber.
How you pull this all together as relavent I don't know, I didn't risk death sifting through all your self entertaining BS BBS paragraphs.