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9 Year Old gets Bodyguard after Bullies Whoop his Ass
« on: September 18, 2003, 08:40:36 AM »
This kid thought he had it bad after he got his assed whipped, yeah this is gonna make it all better


http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/news/local/6752227.htm

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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2003, 08:49:36 AM »
The kid gets beat up bad enough that he gets hospital attention for a gash in his head and the attackers get 2 days suspention?

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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2003, 08:51:24 AM »
Pffft, when i was nine i got 3 days for stealing candy off the teacher's desk. :rolleyes:

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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2003, 08:56:22 AM »
Sweet Jebus.... What a candy ass....

When I was in grade school, I got chased by the local bully who had a freaking wooden baseball bat.  He finally caught up with me and smacked me over the head with it 2-3 times (I'm not kidding either).

He got 2 days missed recess, I got a stern lecture to "stay away from him"

I turned out just fine.  'cept for this damn twitch.... :D

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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2003, 08:57:12 AM »
...and the kids anger builds...and who knows, another Columbine waiting to happen

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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2003, 09:06:29 AM »
Wow, times are a changing.

Not that when I was 9 every kid didn't draw all the time in study hall, or play hoops and any other sport you could, didn't everyone, and doesn't every 9 year old today do too? Gee, what a heartwrenching standout depiction of the poor buckaroo...

I can just remember picking on kids till they fought back, or getting picked on till you fought back and that was the end of it. Good lesson in retrospect.

Kids today seem like they are learning to be liberal rutabagas.

And what's this diagnosed  Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?

Hell, in Wisconsin we loved wearing "Sunday School Shoes" in the winter time, you know those awful dress shoes you'd not want to be caught dead in. But with slick bottoms, you could take a flying run at the icey hill on our school yard, and they were like insane welfare speed skis. The idea was to shoot down the hill and try to plow through the kids at the bottom of the hill trying to tackle you. We also played "Smear the Queer with the Ball", which was 30 kids and a football, you throw it in the air, a kid takes it and runs until you get pummeled. Then you threw it in the air, repeat. Tramatic fun disorder, many times with more than a cut on yer head.

This kid will be a lawyer in time for sure.

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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2003, 09:09:13 AM »
LOL Creamo!

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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2003, 09:47:50 AM »
Man, I hate this new age love affair between Creamo and Ripsnort.  What happened to the good old days of open hostility and rancor?

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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2003, 09:52:22 AM »
Ahh yes smear the queer was great fun as was "king of the hill".  I cant remember what we called it but we would take a tennis ball and bounce it up against the garage door and the object was to catch it after one bounce.  You could always pass on a ball that was bounced to high etc, BUT if you made an attempt to catch it and fumbled it or caught it on the second bounce you had to "spread eagle" against the garage door and get pelted by the person who threw the tennis ball.  Maybe it was in fact called "spread eagle"?

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Re: 9 Year Old gets Bodyguard after Bullies Whoop his Ass
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2003, 09:52:37 AM »
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Originally posted by Pfunk
This kid thought he had it bad after he got his assed whipped, yeah this is gonna make it all better


http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/news/local/6752227.htm


This was a movie called "My Bodyguard" with Adam Baldwin as the bodyguard.  Good movie.  Worth a rental.

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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2003, 09:53:34 AM »
Cause I was a big kid, 5,10 by seventh grade and passive.

Then one day I just flipped out and started killing people! Then I wailed on my Guitar! My life as a ninja had begun!

Err well I flipped out and it took 6 others kids to pull me off the bully! LOL. that was the end of my Bully problems. They dont like picking on kids who fight back.

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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2003, 10:10:45 AM »
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We also played "Smear the Queer with the Ball", which was 30 kids and a football, you throw it in the air, a kid takes it and runs until you get pummeled. Then you threw it in the air, repeat. Tramatic fun disorder, many times with more than a cut on yer head.


We played this too....fond memories.

I remeber we had two guys show up part way through a term from Canada.  The older brother saw the game we were playing and joined in, before being told what would happen to him should he get possesion of the ball.

As luck would have it I was right behind him when he got it, and he was making no efforts to stop me getting close to him...like wildly swinging his arms and fists (a common tactic).  I lined up on him and perfectly timed my trip.  I kicked out at his tailing leg, caught it perfectly and that leg wrapped around the back of his leading leg.

Poor guy fell right on his face.  He was pissed and wanted to fight me, but when he challenged me all the other kids backed me up with cries of "That is the game...you aren't allowed to get upset."  He backed off.
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2003, 10:20:38 AM »
Funny thing is, at the time, "Smear the Queer" meant absolutley nothing to us, but get tackled, then throw the ball as far away as possible and then just demolish the next guy. It was a game.

Now kids would pry sit at their palm pilots and search for the word "Queer", and decide they should all have a vote if it was proper to play such a barbaric and fun game.

Not all is lost, there would certainly be some kid to fly down the hill on slick redwings and bust their nerd party up, lol. If Laz wasn't so old... not his kid, maybe his grandkid I bet.
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2003, 10:22:54 AM »
I remember the day I finally faught back against the bully.  I got my arse kicked :D  seriously!  BUT :D  We became friends after that and he stopped picking on me.  I did get one good shot which gave him a black eye to match both of mine ;)

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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2003, 10:27:04 AM »
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Man, I hate this new age love affair between Creamo and Ripsnort.  What happened to the good old days of open hostility and rancor?


Your "boy" has mellowed. Must have been the big brute hands of yours while they were on his shoulders, eh? ;)