A great adventure is waiting for you aheadHurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be deadThe journey before you may be long and filled with woeBut you must escape the gay mans bellybutton so your story can be told!Lemminks! Lemmiwinks! Lemmiwinks! etc.Lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and fastTo find his way out of, a gay mans assThe road ahead, is full of danger and frightBut push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might"Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the entrance of the small intestines. There you must seek out the sparrow prince!"The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up aheadDon't look back Lemmiwinks or you will soon be deadLemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing lateSlow down now and seal your fate"I am the Sparrow Prince, long has my spirit been trapped within this place. Before you lies the maze of the small intestines, one path leads to the stomach, the other to doom. Take with you this helmut and torch, let them be your guide."Take the magic helmut torch to help you light the way!There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gayAhead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies withinFreedom from the bellybutton of doom is the treasure you will win!Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tail is nearly through"Great job Lemmiwinks!""Thanks to you we are all free.""But your adventures are just beginning, for you are no ordinary gerbil, Lemmiwinks. You are, the Gerbil King!""All hail the Gerbil King!"Now that you're the Gerbil King there's more adventures to go onFly away to far away lands into the setting sunThere's still so many enemies and battles yet to fightFor Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King Could be told a thousand nights
