Of course, you're right, silly me. And in addition to that, an old lady can be a policewoman, so if you are regularily in the company of old women, then you should be well protected against criminals.
In case that bounced off your finely tuned shields, understand that a router != a firewall. They can both be on the same device or machine, but saying that your IP didn't show up because you were behind a firewall shows a gross misunderstanding of the words 'firewall' and 'router' as they pertain to IP traffic.