Author Topic: Jesus' Real Name...Oh and we're all screwed (Read 732 times)

muckmaw · « **on:** September 30, 2003, 01:19:12 PM »

I heard about the pope's ailing health today, and I remembered the Prophecy of St. Malachy. Whether you buy into this or not, it's compelling.

Anyway, here's a good article..pretty much says we may be seeing the end of the Catholic Church, and it has Jesus' real name, which I never knew.

http://www.hackwriters.com/Malachy.htm

mrblack · « **Reply #1 on:** September 30, 2003, 01:27:06 PM »

learn something every day.

Rabbi Y’shua bar Yusuf, known to us as Jesus

trolla · « **Reply #2 on:** September 30, 2003, 01:36:29 PM »

Well its time for good old Odin to come back as a pope, and cya in valhalla all

religion have not been doing anything but death to people the last 2000 years lol.

Sikboy · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2003, 01:49:00 PM »

Jesus' real name was Chet. Seriously, it's like... in the bible and ****.

-Sik

john9001 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2003, 01:54:22 PM »

how come pope's never retire?

muckmaw · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2003, 01:55:47 PM »

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Originally posted by john9001
how come pope's never retire?

They don't have a 401(k) plan.

Batz · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2003, 01:58:57 PM »

wotan mit uns

Curval · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2003, 02:03:51 PM »

Old man about to be stoned: "Listen, all I said was 'That piece of Halibut was good enough for Jahovah'"

Priest in charge of stoning: "You only making worse for yourself!"

Old man about to be stoned "Worse? How could it get any worse? Jahovah! Jahovah! Jahovah!

Swoop · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2003, 04:09:57 PM »

It's 'Jehovah' you numbnuts.

Curval · « **Reply #9 on:** September 30, 2003, 04:13:21 PM »

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Originally posted by Swoop
It's 'Jehovah' you numbnuts.

Not to my rastafarian friends it isn't.

Swoop · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2003, 04:17:10 PM »

Point conceded.

However......

.........the script of 'Life of Brian' wasn't written by a Rastafarian and isn't set in Rastafaria.

AHGOD · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2003, 04:44:36 PM »

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Originally posted by Curval
Not to my rastafarian friends it isn't.

And what about the guys that like to hang out and get Huuka'd anyway?

-tronski- · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2003, 09:11:08 PM »

And here I was thinking Jesus's real name was stifler...

Tronsky

Arlo · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2003, 10:42:50 PM »

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Originally posted by mrblack
learn something every day.

Rabbi Y’shua bar Yusuf, known to us as Jesus

Anglicized to "Jesus son of Joseph." Rabbi = teacher. Nothing new, really ... but not everyone has heard it. Christianity is a radical Jewish sect, you know.