Amazing Website...

[Sikboy]

Someone put a lot of effort into this one.
http://www.rythospital.com/ ,
although I found this one a lot funnier:
http://www.petsorfood.com/

(sorry if these are reposts)

-Sik

[Hawklore]

Wonder, if they've actualy had people try and buy something from them..





I tried to order a Golden Retriver Ready to eat..but.. I got this..


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[Sandman]

Yummm

New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon
Yield: 4 servings

5 medium onions sliced
2 ts shortening
1 Ts salt
1/2 Ts crushed thyme
1 1/2 tb flour
1 1/2 c red burgundy
1/2 lb fresh mushrooms
1 new born golden retriever (ready to eat)
1/2 Ts crushed marjoram
1/8 Ts pepper
3/4 c beef stock

Cook and stir onions and mushrooms in hot shortening until onions are tender, drain on paper towels.

Brown meat in same skillet, add more shortening as necessary. Remove from heat. Sprinkle seasonings over the retriever. Mix flour and retriever stock, pour into skillet. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil 1 minute. Stir in burgundy. Cover, simmer until retriever is tender, 1 1/2 to 2 hours.

The liquid should always just cover the meat. (If necessary, add a little more bouillon and burgundy - 1 part bouillon to 2 parts burgundy.) Gently stir in onions and mushrooms, cook uncovered 15 minutes, or until heated through.

[gofaster]

Why do I get the feeling these recipes are for lamb, or venison, or pork, or what have you, but merely substituted the type of meat?

[gofaster]

Originally posted by Sikboy
Someone put a lot of effort into this one.
http://www.rythospital.com/

Where did you find that?

That is awesome!

Sign me up for the NanoDocs!  While I'm there, my wife could check out the GenoChoice Institute to verify that my DNA is up to par.

Headtransplantation, anyone?