Author Topic: We are pleased to announce... (Read 271 times)

gofaster · « **on:** October 01, 2003, 01:55:14 PM »

The following came in a company-wide email today:

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In a study commissioned by the FBI, 78% of surveyed companies reported that employees had abused Internet privileges, such as downloading pornography or pirated software (Source: Computerworld).

A survey of 212 companies by the law firm Klegal and Personnel Magazine found that email and Internet abuse top the list of causes for disciplinary action in the UK (NUA Internet Surveys).

70% of all Internet porn traffic occurs during the 9-to-5 workday (SexTracker).

The top 3 word searches on the Internet: sex, mp3, and hotmail, respectively (Wordtracker.com).

So, really, if you're guilty because you surf the AH message boards during the work day, just remember that at least its keeping you away from the porn sites.

miko2d · « **Reply #1 on:** October 01, 2003, 02:04:54 PM »

gofaster: So, really, if you're guilty because you surf the AH message boards during the work day, just remember that at least its keeping you away from the porn sites.

What, browsing AH boards doesn't turn you on?

miko

nuchpatrick · « **Reply #2 on:** October 01, 2003, 02:11:14 PM »

Does that include playing Unreal Tournment and AH at the office too??

Modas · « **Reply #3 on:** October 01, 2003, 02:13:36 PM »

you can do that?

BASTAGE!!!!

MrLars · « **Reply #4 on:** October 01, 2003, 02:15:19 PM »

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Originally posted by nuchpatrick
Does that include playing Unreal Tournment and AH at the office too??

Ahhh, it's good to be the boss!

T0J0 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 01, 2003, 02:43:32 PM »

WE are not really here...... Remember!!

Sandman · « **Reply #6 on:** October 01, 2003, 03:04:27 PM »

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Originally posted by miko2d
gofaster: So, really, if you're guilty because you surf the AH message boards during the work day, just remember that at least its keeping you away from the porn sites.

What, browsing AH boards doesn't turn you on?

miko

At this moment, I am sporting quite the chubby.

nuchpatrick · « **Reply #7 on:** October 01, 2003, 08:55:33 PM »

Yes, I've been know to play AH at the office and even let my employee's have a go at it.. but flying with the mouse sucks..

UT, is more of a office stress reliver