She sent me this one from work:
A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going straight home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his paycheck) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night he ran into a furious wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days!?" "That would suit me just fine!" he said. So Monday went by and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went -- with the same result. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little just out of the corner of his left eye...
