"Todd’s reverie was broken as he unexpectedly stumbled over the tank quietly rusting in the spot where it had been left by the grizzled veteran so many years ago. After pausing briefly to examine the aging war relic, Todd hurried away to make sure he wasn't late for the Tofu Mixer that always preceded the Greater Portland Area Greenpeace meetings. Being a pacifist, nature lover, and something less than a confident heterosexual, as he continued along the trail, Todd wondered if the tank could be converted to an extraordinarily large cappuccino machine and, peculiarly, if the role of Audie Murphy was still available at the Community Playhouse".