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Offline Mini D

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« on: October 06, 2003, 01:10:39 AM »
...at making the worst teams in the league actually look good.

Chicago Fan 1: "Wooohoooo! We finally have a win!"
Chicago Fan 2: "Yeah... but it was only against the Raiders."

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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2003, 01:12:15 AM »
Just WIN Baby!
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2003, 01:22:50 AM »
T3h Raiders R T3h 5uxx0r

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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2003, 01:24:23 AM »
Until they get a defense, this season is pointless. It really doesn't matter if they somehow find a way to the playoffs. They don't have a prayer of advancing.
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2003, 07:24:58 AM »
Al Davis is going to sue Kordell for lost ticket revenues.

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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2003, 07:33:59 AM »
Mini,
I noticed the Seahags are back to their usual selves.  

Oh, and Funked, sandman....

RAIDERS SUCK![/SIZE]

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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2003, 08:41:42 AM »
After years of suing and pissing off the NFL, Al Davis has decided to make amends by letting all the bad teams in the NFL beat the Raiders.

God we suck

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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2003, 09:57:49 AM »
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Al Davis is going to sue Kordell for lost ticket revenues.



LoL  good one!!

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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2003, 10:02:52 AM »
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Chicago Fan 1: "Wooohoooo! We finally have a win!"
Chicago Fan 2: "Yeah... but it was only against the Raiders."


You got Chicago Fan 2 wrong. I think most Chicago fans are amazed at a win regardless of who gives it to them, and thankful that at least statistically they are not the Worst team in the sport. It is amazing they won with over 100 penalty yards against them.

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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2003, 10:34:33 AM »
To Chicago fans, the Raiders just became the second-best team in the league.

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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2003, 10:58:54 AM »
Re:Raiders...Raider "mystic", intimidation, and bending rules can only carry you so far in the NFL before the lack of talent begins to surface...it might have worked in the 70's but it don't work these days.

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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2003, 12:05:47 PM »
Cheer up Raiderfans, you still have one game left against the Chargers :(

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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2003, 12:28:21 PM »
Ain't it simply amazing which team is ranked #1 offense and #4 defense in the league? Who'da thought?
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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2003, 03:56:19 PM »
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Cheer up Raiderfans, you still have one game left against the Chargers :(

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Yeah... we've got that going for us... Unfortunately, it's a mixed bag that comes with KC and Denver.
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« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2003, 04:00:04 PM »
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 Unfortunately, it's a mixed bag that comes with KC and Denver.


Yeah, you're not going to get any sympathy from me We've got the same **** sandwich to eat :eek:


The Chargers are going to be the death of Marty Schotteheimer. Here's a picture of him just seconds before he unhinged his jaw and swallowed Vernon Fox.


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