Unfortunately Curval, you'll have to miss out on the pinnacle of BBQ - the
McRib. The recipe is top secret (and probably difficult to produce lacking a cold-war ear Soviet manufacturing plant), so you'll have to wait until it comes to a McDonalds near you.
It's basically a very special rib-appearing sandwich with the bones mysteriously removed from the meat (perhaps pork, maybe beef, could be something in between) through a secret process. It is slathered in a red sauce giving it a flavor that is fully BBQ-like. When combined with one of the late, great Shamrock Shakes, it produces a flavor explosion that cannot be compared to anything else on the planet. It even inspired a famous Simpsons episode that gave a brief glimpse at the manufacturing process.
Charon