Author Topic: Great short methaphors. (Read 434 times)

miko2d · « **on:** October 06, 2003, 01:26:56 PM »

Firearms - Portable Liberty.

Alcohol - Liquid Courage.

Know any more like that?

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2003, 01:29:43 PM »

Loud Military Jets = Sound of Freedom

Nilsen · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2003, 01:29:56 PM »

AH - addictive

Boroda · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2003, 01:33:47 PM »

ICQ - a flower on the grave of work time.

GrimCO · « **Reply #4 on:** October 06, 2003, 01:53:54 PM »

Women - The root of all evil

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #5 on:** October 06, 2003, 02:20:53 PM »

Due credit to Homor Simpson and Levi:

Beer: The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.

Curval · « **Reply #6 on:** October 06, 2003, 03:07:52 PM »

Alcohol - Liquid panty remover

mrblack · « **Reply #7 on:** October 06, 2003, 03:22:27 PM »

Farts - fan club

Corwin · « **Reply #8 on:** October 06, 2003, 03:27:19 PM »

(insert perjorative term for female reproductive organ - sometimes used to describe a domestic feline): It can move mountains; it can draw flies.

capt. apathy · « **Reply #9 on:** October 06, 2003, 04:49:01 PM »

mistress= between a mister and a matress

Gunthr · « **Reply #10 on:** October 06, 2003, 06:11:13 PM »

shotgun - the "to whom it may concern" weapon

beer - mother's milk

percocets - hillbilly heroin

manticor · « **Reply #11 on:** October 06, 2003, 09:42:23 PM »

Bush: stupidity

AKIron · « **Reply #12 on:** October 06, 2003, 10:58:57 PM »

oral sex - a walk on the moon

midnight Target · « **Reply #13 on:** October 06, 2003, 11:11:46 PM »

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Originally posted by AKIron
oral sex - a walk on the moon

or... Lunch at the Y

AKIron · « **Reply #14 on:** October 06, 2003, 11:15:14 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
or... Lunch at the Y

Mrs. Gorsky's not my type.