Author Topic: it's tough to be a redneck (Read 290 times)

mietla · « **on:** October 06, 2003, 04:03:46 PM »

A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I gots me a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' dem rubbers gonna cost me?"

The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."

To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?!"

mrblack · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2003, 04:05:36 PM »

Hawklore · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2003, 04:09:59 PM »

Reschke · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2003, 10:32:14 PM »

Another completely false statement. Any fool should know that a redneck has no need for "a packa' dem rubbers". All rednecks are notorious for riding the pony bareback if you understand...come on bud rendecks live dangerously.

BTW do you know what the most famous last words are of most rednecks?

"Hey ya'll watch 'is!"

When you hear that just stand back and watch the fun and frivolity abound. Especially when Bubba decides he's going to jump his jacked up '85 Ford 4x4 off a 40 foot ravine to see if the suspension would hold up. And that my friend I have witnessed first hand. Then we pulled 'Bubba' out of the wreck that was left just before it blew up. Bubba now drives a wheelchair with his teeth and has no use of his arms and legs.

capt. apathy · « **Reply #4 on:** October 06, 2003, 10:39:06 PM »

Reschke,

nah, thats a skateboarders last words. a rednecks last words are "hey, hold my beer"

AKIron · « **Reply #5 on:** October 06, 2003, 10:45:34 PM »

TPIguy · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2003, 09:25:04 AM »

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Bubba now drives a wheelchair with his teeth

I might have believed it if you said "tooth."