Author Topic: Move Over Roy (Read 406 times)

ra · « **on:** October 08, 2003, 02:44:36 PM »

I saw one of this guy's documentaries once and I knew he wouldn't last long if he kept hanging out with wild grizzlies like that. He got his girlfriend killed, too.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 08, 2003, 02:47:23 PM »

Give the man a Darwin.

Sikboy · « **Reply #2 on:** October 08, 2003, 02:49:41 PM »

The bears that killed him weren't even hungry. They just really like Irony.
(stolen from Norm McDonald)
-Sik

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 08, 2003, 02:50:31 PM »

More Comedy Gold:

"Once he was filmed crawling along the ground singing as he approached a sow and two cubs."

"he decided to devote himself to saving grizzlies after a drug overdose"

"those experiences inspired him to give up drugs, study bears and establish a nonprofit bear-appreciation group, called Grizzly People."

Toad · « **Reply #4 on:** October 08, 2003, 02:50:49 PM »

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both of Malibu, California

Somehow, I am not in the least surprised.

rogwar · « **Reply #5 on:** October 08, 2003, 02:53:24 PM »

I bet it was a nasty sight.

Dead Man Flying · « **Reply #6 on:** October 08, 2003, 02:53:52 PM »

This was Mother Nature's warmup run before taking on the big boy himself... Steve Irwin.

-- Todd/Leviathn

gofaster · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2003, 02:59:21 PM »

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“At best he’s misguided,” Deb Liggett, superintendent at Katmai, told the Anchorage Daily News in 2001. “At worst he’s dangerous. If Timothy models unsafe behavior, that ultimately puts bears and other visitors at risk.”

He was responsible for the deaths of two of his bear brothers; the one that mauled him and the 3-year old that came to check out the scene of the crime.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2003, 02:59:21 PM »

Irwin at least has some survival instincts. He knows when to run like hell. It will be hella funny when he finally gets killed though. Hopefully they will make it into a PPV special.

midnight Target · « **Reply #9 on:** October 08, 2003, 04:26:22 PM »

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Ranger Joel Ellis said two officers stood by with shotguns as he fired 11 times with a semi-automatic handgun before the animal fell, 12 feet away.

lazs coulda done it in 9.

icemaw · « **Reply #10 on:** October 08, 2003, 04:40:12 PM »

I saw his documetaries too. He said he would never need or use a gun. Bet he wished he did now.

Toad · « **Reply #11 on:** October 09, 2003, 12:14:09 AM »

I wonder if the bear sh t around the campsite smelled like pepper spray?

AKIron · « **Reply #12 on:** October 09, 2003, 12:23:47 AM »

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Originally posted by Toad
I wonder if the bear sh t around the campsite smelled like pepper spray?

That's just calloused.