Big Block!!

[Udie]

That's got to  be a whole lot more satisfying than my tatctic.  When somebody honks at me at a red/green light I usually all of a sudden have car problems that last until the light turns yellow/red.  The amazing part is that the car gets going again with just enough time for me to go through the light

[AKS\/\/ulfe]

I have no horn.
-SW

[lazs2]

I check the horn when I get the car or when I rewire it.   can't say I ever used one tho.

funked probly has the best idea of what it all looked like tho.
lazs

[AKS\/\/ulfe]

I can hook my horn up, but it has a weak connection - so if a little water gets int here, the horn will go off and the only way to turn it off is to unhook it again.

I still have my finger though, oh... and magic markers and paper for more colorful expletives.
-SW

[GtoRA2]

I had an 84 blazer. K5 fullsize. I loved it, it was beat to hell, but ran great and was fun to wheel. So I am sitting in my room trying to sleep when this horn starts going off. I wake up and I am pissed. This was common at the time, some losers where always setting of there car alarms.... lol.

This was a steady horn blast.... I finaly got so anoyed I went out to see what the hell was going on and it was my blazer, and the horn was going and smoking lol. So I yanked the wires.

Same blazer I had to cut the AC belt of with a Kbar cause the clutch or something froze and the belt would just slip on the pulley with a horrid shreak! lol.


Most fun I had with that blazer was at Pismo, lol I swamped some poor jerks in a toyota by hitting the stream right next to them at 35!

[Mini D]

There's a time and a place for everything... that was definately the time and the place.

She probably got your license number and is going to sue you for exposing her to tire smoke.

MiniD

[Ripsnort]

Did she catch you at the next light?

When I was 16, I smoked my tires on my 442 but didn't see some cops going into a place for lunch on the other side of the building on the street I laid rubber...got a reckless driving ticket. It was reduced to an "unnecessary acceleration"

[mrblack]

I LIKE IT:D

[Raubvogel]

That's fediddlein awesome. I'd love to hear the stories she's going to tell all her friends. You'll be made out to be the anti-christ or something while she did nothing wrong.

[mrblack]

Gawd that brings back memories:D
I was always doing watermelon like that to people.
Did it to an unmarked cop car once though:eek:
He found no humor in it.

[davidpt40]

Tell the rest of the story Lazs2- You then pulled out one of the 1400 handguns that you own and shot wildly into the night air as you sped off reciting the 2nd ammendment.

[Habu]

WTG.

[Twist]

A Dunlop commercial in the making. Contact them and the Man Show, see if they can work something out. Oh, and make sure they show the lady on the phone coughing and gagging as the light returns to red.

Oh...and thanks Acid.

[lazs2]

Ya know.... I contacted that "first network for men".... They asked what "men" wanted to see on their network...I told em the things men would like to see.

Apparently... they have a different idea of what "men" want than I do..  They feel that men are bar hopping star trek enthusiasts concerned mightily about how to dress for a date.  Men apparently want to sit and watch a bunch of guys in silk outfits playing basketball on trampolines.

I felt that men wanted to see things like the little exhibition of speed thing or ... shooting a variety of firearms out in the boonies.. Or reviews of escort sevices or.... movie reviews of good movies... or building up hot rods on a budget in the garage or how to use different tools or...  How to reload your own ammo...  Cool jobs that men have..  That sort of stuff.

Guess they think more men are like davidpt40 than are like me.

They may even be right or.... their network may die and they won't know why.
lazs

[SOB]

Thanks for the story Lazs, wish I could've been there to see the look on her face.  "oh my god, martha, you wouldn't believe what just happened...!"