Some funny rules for all you drinkers out there

[FUNKED1]

Originally posted by Nash
Funked - which 4.3 of those rules do ya break?

21  Mine aren't.
27  I refuse.
65  Not my cup of tea.
22  Heckling crappers is good sport.

The 0.3 is rule 7.

[Nash]

Ha. Nicely answered.

[FUNKED1]

To give you an example on rule 21, at the USGP this year, we got my dad so drunk that he walked into a ladies room by mistake.

[FUNKED1]

Originally posted by Mini D
This one must have stung funkypants:

How else are you going to get girlydrinkdrunk?

[SOB]

Originally posted by davidpt40
And strangely enough, Raubvogel wife gets mysterious bruises on her face and upper body when Raub disappears for a night of drinking.  "She fell down the steps" Raub says as he rubs his knuckles.

What?  I'm not sure if that was meant to be funny or just plain dumb.  Regardless, it was just plain dumb.

[moose]

#71 reminds me of Udie at the 02 con

Cept that we saw who he disappeared with...

[Dinger]

Gee Funked, the martini's pretty easy to do even for you.

1) put a shaker, a martini glass and a bottle of vodka in a freezer for a long time.

2) put four shots of vodka in the shaker, with a little ice

3) call up a friend on the East coast, and ask them to take their bottle of dry vermouth out and hold it to the telephone.

4) hold telephone to shaker for 5 seconds

5) shake mixture

6) serve in glass with olives.

That's simple.  Oh yeah, that's right, you prefer silly sweet drinks.


I'm with you on 27
39's a little tough though.  Maybe on the coasts.   Here, beer is still cheap.  My rule is "if your tip includes coins, tip at least 30% the bill, and never tip more than a dollar in coins".
81 is also a misconception.  Alcohol in the blood makes a stink.  You can smell those aldehydes.

[capt. apathy]

And strangely enough, Raubvogel wife gets mysterious bruises on her face and upper body when Raub disappears for a night of drinking. "She fell down the steps" Raub says as he rubs his knuckles.

wow, not a very funny joke.  thats a serrious allegation, even if it was said jokingly most guys would beat your prettythang if you said it while within reach.  

[FUNKED1]

Originally posted by Dinger
Gee Funked, the martini's pretty easy to do even for you.

1) put a shaker, a martini glass and a bottle of vodka in a freezer for a long time.

2) put four shots of vodka in the shaker, with a little ice

3) call up a friend on the East coast, and ask them to take their bottle of dry vermouth out and hold it to the telephone.

4) hold telephone to shaker for 5 seconds

5) shake mixture

6) serve in glass with olives.

That's simple.  Oh yeah, that's right, you prefer silly sweet drinks.

I didn't say I couldn't make them, I said I didn't like them.  So I won't waste any time making them.

[Leslie]

I thought the link there about absinth was very interesting.  Does anyone here know anything about it?  Or tried it?

Dang stuff sounds powerful.  Only bohemians drink it, and you know how they are.  I remember hearing it was illegal in the US (and some other countries.)  Pernot looks and tastes similar, from what I've heard.  It is not absinth, but mimicks it in physical characteristics only and not effect.  If you're gonna drink "the green fairy," it better be good, or your red neck buddies might become sore.

Interesting web site Tapakeg.  One of these days, when I have the dough, I'm gonna order a bottle of that stuff just to try it.




Les

[mora]

Absinth is available in most countries, but usually it doesn't contain enough tujon or wormwood(main herb ingredients) to give you any notable special effects.

However it's available in some countries in the original effective form. You can also buy absinth kits online. I've never tasted the real thing.