Author Topic: hblair, ammo (Read 398 times)

myelo · « **on:** October 15, 2003, 12:35:51 PM »

10 days, baby.

An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-65. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says, "Bout what?"

moose · « **Reply #1 on:** October 15, 2003, 12:57:27 PM »

they have staties in alabama?

hblair · « **Reply #2 on:** October 15, 2003, 10:48:36 PM »

yeah it's not looking good for the tide lately myelo. We're having to use our 3rd string QB. Croyle and pennington are all beat up. I think we had maybe 7 passing plays last week. of course after that huge rocky flop in knoxville last weekend who knows what'll happen. Georgias pretty strong huh?

-ammo- · « **Reply #3 on:** October 15, 2003, 10:53:33 PM »

I am not betting the house on my Tide from week to week, but I remain optimistic. I think we gonna beat the vols though.

Did you know that the toothbrush was actually invented in the great state of Tennessee? The proof is that if were invented anywhere else, it would have been named "teethbrush"

myelo · « **Reply #4 on:** October 16, 2003, 12:46:45 PM »

Well, UT is not looking so good either. We haven't beaten anybody yet--squeaked by Marshall, had to go to OT to beat South Carolina, and it turns out Florida isn't any good.

The defense is having a hard time being in position so they're missing a bunch of tackles. We don't have an RB that can make anybody miss and the recievers are inconsistent. The punter is the MVP so far. So it might be a pretty good game.

Oh yea, almost forgot:

An Alabama fan who was on the way to Tennessee for the game walks into a gas station and tells the manager, "I locked my keys in my car and I was wondering if you had a coat hanger I could stick through the window and unlock the door."

"Sure, that happens all the time," says the manager, "Here you go."

A couple minutes later, the manager walks outside to see how the guy is doing. He hears another voice.

"No, no, a little to the left," says the other Bama fan inside the car

-ammo- · « **Reply #5 on:** October 16, 2003, 06:46:26 PM »

LOL, thats a oldie but goodie:)

Lizard3 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 16, 2003, 07:52:27 PM »

I heard about a tragedy in Tenn. last week Myelo. I was wonderin ifluff'n it were true. Heard a truck load of Tenn fans ran off intha Cric otw to the game. Every body got out alright cept the two in the back. Heard they drowned cause they couldn't get the tailgate open. True?

Twist · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2003, 12:22:49 AM »

Huh??

I thought the Tide was sitting this year out?

-ammo- · « **Reply #8 on:** October 17, 2003, 06:16:00 PM »

A fan calls her Alabama boyfriend and says, "Please
come over here and help me.. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't
figure out how to get
it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The vol fan says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him
where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of
all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these
pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her
to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup
of coffee, and then"...he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back
in the box.

aknimitz · « **Reply #9 on:** October 18, 2003, 08:55:17 AM »

BOOMER SOONER!

myelo · « **Reply #10 on:** October 18, 2003, 01:04:36 PM »

This is not as funny as the ol' Miss game I'm watching, but...

After having their 10th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. The 21-year-old husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

The man drove to Tennessee to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell him about a vasectomy when he noticed that he was from Alabama. Instead, the doctor said to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

-ammo- · « **Reply #11 on:** October 18, 2003, 01:40:55 PM »

I am sorry Myelo, the game and the joke are not funny.

Reschke · « **Reply #12 on:** October 18, 2003, 10:32:44 PM »

That was pretty damn funny Ammo...

How about them (insert any team from SEC here that Alabama plays)!

Just kidding I know its tough to loose the guy who is the best QB on Alabama's team....

The Backup!

But thats ok my Blazers can't play ball either. Looks like the best team in the state is a toss up between Troy State and Auburn this year. Another damn shame that neither Auburn or Alabama will play either UAB or Troy.