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Offline mrfish

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why are chute shooters so mean!
« on: October 15, 2003, 10:11:16 PM »



you need to chill out, you jerks!


RAINBOW CONNECTION
Kermit the Frog

Why are there so many
Songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side
Rainbow's are visions
They're only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide
So we've been told and some chose to
Believe it
But I know they're wrong wait and see

Someday we'll find it
The Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me

Who said that every wish
Would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that
And someone believed it
And look what it's done so far
What's so amazing
That keeps us star gazing
What so we think we might see

Someday we'll find it
That Rainbow Connection
The lovers the dreamers and me

Have you been half asleep
And have you heard voices
I've heard them calling my name
Are these the sweet sounds that called
The young sailors
I think they're one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
There's something that I'm supposed to be

Someday we'll find it
The Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me

Offline eskimo2

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why are chute shooters so mean!
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2003, 10:49:30 PM »
This is really uncalled for.

I'd pull the text and picture before Skuzzy sees it or you're likely to get booted from the BB.

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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2003, 10:52:45 PM »
It is pretty mean to shoot chutes, and pointless too. You have to shoot the guy dangling from the chute to get the big boom. :D
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Offline capt. apathy

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why are chute shooters so mean!
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2003, 11:20:21 PM »
sure, when you go for the chute you get the imediate satisfaction of several seconds of screamming as he plumets several thousand feet to the ground, but it happens so fast you'll miss most of it and if your canopy is closed you may miss it all together.

however, if you miss the chute and just get the pilot, you can watch him dangle for quite awhile and all others in the area can see your accomplishment

Offline straffo

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Re: why are chute shooters so mean!
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2003, 02:22:12 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by mrfish




me wana eat frog now :)

Offline SOB

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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2003, 02:24:04 AM »
What kind of sick bastard would eat a frog?!  Oh yeah, a Frenchie.  :p

That's right, just 5 replies to a stab at the French!  :D
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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2003, 02:29:00 AM »
Are snails vegetables ?

If so it could make a nice side for frogs legs (with garlic of course :))



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why are chute shooters so mean!
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2003, 03:54:38 AM »
Someone hand me a Gun Please!!!!!

I have given up on Chute Shooters.

Offline JBA

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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2003, 10:09:15 AM »
I will never let a chute hit the ground, no POW's, die like a man you pansies, go down with your ship.;) ;)
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Offline Raubvogel

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« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2003, 12:35:36 PM »
Who let you back in here fishy?