Here is a Realistic situation... maybey
There is a broken window upstairs leading into the house, there is a midget under the Kitchen Sink with a chainsaw, Half the Denver Broncos are passed out on your front lawn, Six of the Seven Dwarves are trying to get our of your cellar, Your pantry is stocked with Soylent Green, Nine out of Ten Dentist Agree you should be sued for your miracle toothpaste that actually promotes tooth decay, and Richard Simmons in on the phone trying to order a pizza and constantly refferes to you as "That Pizza Hut Guy"...
What do you do?