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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2003, 12:07:59 PM »
These entertainers should stick to their day jobs.

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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2003, 12:37:58 PM »
I think its a great idea...why not?

His candid demeanor and cut-to-the-chase-bluntless is something I'd love to hear up on the Senate floor.

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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2003, 12:49:20 PM »
Would never work.  Denise Miller's vocabulary is too extensive...
He would confuse the senators... they wouldn't be able to flip through the dictionaries fast enough to figure out what he's saying.

Besides... any legislature he writes would just be a 3 hour rant and 900lb garilla

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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2003, 12:54:32 PM »
if it got rid of barbara boxxer I'm all for it!  Plus it would be real funny if a bunch of hollywierd types got elected to public offices and they were all republican :D  George Cluny and Alex Baldwin would just be beside themselves.

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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2003, 01:04:46 PM »
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Originally posted by ra
These entertainers should stick to their day jobs.


Yeah!  ESPECIALLY if theyre conservatives!

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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2003, 01:54:01 PM »
Richard Simmons should run for president....

That would just be too funny...

a thesative prethident... helping all the fat people loose weight...

sending out care bears to those who loose 87 lbs....

He could start a new system... deal-a-tax... eh... I don't know.... I'm starting to scare my self now.

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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2003, 02:38:47 PM »
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Richard Simmons should run for president....

That would just be too funny...

a thesative prethident... helping all the fat people loose weight...

sending out care bears to those who loose 87 lbs....

He could start a new system... deal-a-tax... eh... I don't know.... I'm starting to scare my self now.


Fess up.  Richard cried for you, right?  And I bet....you got a hug....yeah, I knew it  :lol

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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2003, 03:01:44 PM »
Yah I got a hug from Richi! I'm a new man now.

Oooh!!! Goils!! Over here! It's time for a make over!!

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« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2003, 04:21:17 PM »
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if it got rid of barbara boxxer I'm all for it!  



Damn the bad luck... we don't let non-resident Texans participate in our elections. :cool:
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2003, 04:56:00 PM »
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Damn the bad luck... we don't let non-resident Texans participate in our elections. :cool:




sigh,  only if I was from Mexico.  Then I could vote in Ca. elections ;) :D

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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2003, 05:05:09 PM »
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sigh,  only if I was from Mexico.  Then I could vote in Ca. elections ;) :D



Now that was just mean. :)
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2003, 05:10:58 PM »
hehe sorry old pal couln't resist. You have to give me credit though,  it's not often I come up with a good zinger :D

 With the carpet in Rip's birdcage and this that makes 2 in under a week!  Look out I'm on a roll!

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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2003, 06:02:50 PM »
I'd vote for him.  Maybe he could run into Hillary and knock her senseless with his wit.


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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2003, 06:57:05 PM »
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hehe sorry old pal couln't resist. You have to give me credit though,  it's not often I come up with a good zinger :D

 With the carpet in Rip's birdcage and this that makes 2 in under a week!  Look out I'm on a roll!


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