Author Topic: How big a drunk are you? (Read 435 times)

ra · « **on:** October 21, 2003, 05:15:31 PM »

I rate "Homer Simpson".

Drunk-o-meter

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2003, 05:22:36 PM »

I'm a wussy Homer too.

Udie · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2003, 05:25:06 PM »

well I put that I drink 1 drink a week and it said I'm Homer too. So I think it's flawed.

Animal · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2003, 05:39:34 PM »

Homer Simpson, and about $15,000 of

MONEY WELL SPENT.

Gadfly · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2003, 05:44:58 PM »

Ozzie, Sad to say, 1.8 Ferrari's.

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2003, 05:47:12 PM »

I have consumed this many drinks: 4721.6

Couldn't get the last .4 down, musta been a slow night.
-SW

DiabloTX · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2003, 06:45:35 PM »

Boris Yeltsin here. .31 of a Ferrari. Who cares...the beer probably lasts longer anyway.

Leslie · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2003, 07:06:22 PM »

Ozzy here. But the test is skewed. "Going out" drinking is a lot more expensive than drinking at home, which is what I do. I figure "at home" drinking to be about a fourth of the cost of going out.

$173,846 x .25 = $43,461.50 over a thirty year period. Over thirty years, that averages to about $1,448.7 per year. So my liquor bill is about $1,500 yearly, or about $30 per week.

Les

Octavius · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2003, 07:29:27 PM »

Homer Simpson

Raubvogel · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2003, 08:15:13 PM »

It closed my IE window and opened a dialer to the liver transplant list. Is that bad?

BB Gun · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2003, 08:24:57 PM »

Invalid!

Doesn't have "0" as an option to how many times you go out a week.

I probably rate a teetotaler anyway.

BB

Sandman · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2003, 08:41:56 PM »

Mother Teresa... I rarely drink.

Shuckins · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2003, 08:53:57 PM »

I tried to take the test...but there were no settings for a tee-totaller.

Shuckins

mora · « **Reply #13 on:** October 22, 2003, 03:03:51 AM »

Well that was kinda limited.... It only counts your legal drinking years and expects that you drink everything in a bar. No options for for home drinking and hip flask.